Gabriela Giovanardi is a model who has been the face of campaigns for the perverts at Guess, who loveto scoop up all the sugar babies and exchange campaigns for titty grabs, just ask Kate Upton…

She has been featured in magazine’s like Harper’s Bazaar Serbia, the single most underrated version of Harper’s Bazaar because only a handful of Americans speak serbian so they don’t even know.

She’s got over 50k instagram followers, which is the least amount of instagram followerrs any girl should have to feel some level of importance…we’re in an era of you need a million or more fuckers…

She’s posing naked with Flamingos like some kind of sexual predator, if you were to do this in the local park, you’d be arrested….but when she does it…it’s not sexual offending…but we wish it was cuz she looks like the kind of girl who you’d like to be sexually assaulted by….but I guess that’s not saying much, you’ve probably wanted to be sexually assaulted by all girls…She is hot.

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I was going to buy a website called my panties are red but started out white dot com…to celebrate the periods of the world…you know like a feminist who smears period on my face because women, maternal, fertility….LIFE..or some shit…

I know it typically means no sex, or messy sex…and if you’ve got a nice girl…it means blowjob week…but if you have a girl comfortable in your relationship and/or disgusted by you…it means no fucking anything for you fucking loser….either way…I think it would have been a lucrative venture, we could have meet-ups, maybe even an ANUAL cruise to celebrate our community….we could even do monthly dances or brunches in different city….ONCE A MONTH…like the period that inspired this stupidity..

Here are some stepLINKS….

I said…

Here are some stepLINKS

I can’t hear you…

Here are some stepLINKS

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I think it’s safe to assume that Shenise Breslin is Abigail Breslin’s sister….Abigrail Breslin for those who don’t know…is Little Miss Sunshine…a movie she starred in as a kid, many yeas ago, before turning fat…a movie that I guess her sister Shenise will forever be jealous of because it made her sister more important tan her, which is something all girls hate, because they want to be the more important one, especially when they are prettier one….so all they can do is rebel, try to get noticed, try to stand out, and often times, at least in this social media era…that happens with slutty pics….with the titties out….

So here are the slutty pics with the titties out….in a bikini that looks like a SUMO diaper, licking Lollipops, oiled up, all the cliche’s that make instagram so popular….and so repeitive and boring….someone needs to come in their and re-invent the shit…but they’d probably get banned cuz IG likes where they are at as a grey area porn site…it gets the pageviews fuckers..

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I remember a few memorial day weekends ago, I was convinced, manipulated, or tricked into going camping with my fat wife and her french trash family…camping…something I have never wanted to do, because the only reason I married my fat wife was to not be homeless, so playing or pretending that I am homeless, was a very fucking odd concept…

I was thinking “there are beds for a reason”…we as a people have had the advances in science that make camping an unnecessary thing and more importantly…almost insane to do as a passtime or activity…unless you don’t have a house of your own….but she convinced me to go…..

Early into my trip, I realized that the infrastructure of the campground was in fact pretty rustic and rundown, but that they did have a shower set up as one of the amenities…but in being rustic there was a fucking woodpecker hole in the side of the woman’s shower…so as soon as dusk happened…and I couldn’t be spotted, I’d post up, and sit there watching every fat woman and a few fit women shower….I saw women who may have been pregnant…fat tits, real tits, huge monster tits, little tits…bush and no bush…it was an all you can eat buffet of naked people who camp…it was three days of some of the best voyeurism of my life…and I thought to myself…this is a great premise to a horror movie…but also a great way to get in touch with nature…

Unfortunately…my wife caught me in my foldable camping chair drinking my beer….with my face to the shower glory hole….amongst all the bushes the night before we left…and since that weekend…I’ve never been allowed to camp again…even if I found my soul on the campground that day….and realized my calling of being a camper….

Here are some morning LINKS…

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Emma Rigby is some very fucking important UK Soap Opera starlet..from shows like Hollyoaks…and a bunch of other shit. She seems to have had a legit career but that’s not why I am saying she’s important… I am saying she’s important because she’s had a bunch of nudes put out to the internet this month….I didn’t see them because I avoid the nudes, even if it is the foundation of what I do here, because I don’t care enough about an actor’s pussy to get sued..and they will sue…

But sometimes, I have to give a girl who takes pics like this of herself what she wants by supporting er marketing efforts…as I am a believer in leaked nudes working for a bitch…just ask Kim K…and her billionaire family who exist cuz of the shit…

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I’ve been convincing girls to get naked, to flash me, to show me their panties for as long as I can remember..and it’s really done nothing good for me…but I can call myself an original sexter…sexting before it was a thing. I would use a pocket calculator that had some note function…where I’d seductively ask girls in my class to describe their pussy…and despite being a pig, disgusting, they liked it….and for some reason…I got to see a lot of nipples…you see when you approach it right…girls are all about showing you their nipples…even if they don’t really want to…and that’s the key to life…the secret sauce….the promised land….the meaning of life…who fucking knows..but I do know there was no reason for me to be seeing their nipplesss…yet I was.

Now if only I applied that to something practical…like a career…IMAGINE that…I’d probably be high up in the corporate world or some sit.

Instead…

I’m still looking at pics of nipples at 50.

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Sofia Richie, Lionel’s Real Daughter…who can do no wrong because his sperm made her and all these narcissists love their offsping, they want to give them everything, they want them to have their best life, they have all the resources in the world, I mean he’s lionel Richie, so that his kid doesn’t have to work…and she doesn’t.

She just attached herself to a Kardashian, makes money by extension I guess…big soical media…and that may be the disgusting thing about her on her permanent vacation, but what else should she be doing…if I was a rich kid, I’d be a fucking tyrant, probably dead by now from going fucking mental…and all this girl is doing is posing in a bikini..with shitty people who she can’t help but associate with…cuz she was raised in LA….

Stick to that bikini shit…and I’m not too sure whether she’s had work done, all these kids have had work done, you know it helps their IG accounts and life is about IG…do it for the GRAM they say…and that’s what they do.

But it looks good in a bikini for the paparazzi too…so let’s stare…together…

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