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2019

19

Nov

Jennifer Lopez Old Tits in GQ of the Day

Jennifer Lopez is bringing the commentary on the demographic of people who read magazines…because I don’t know anyone under 40 years old with any interest in seeing J.Lo and her 50 year old ass sexualizing herself thanks to plastic surgery, fitness routines for the rich, other witchcraft, nutritionists…because MENOPAUSE doesn’t smell as bad as it tastes but it sure fucking stinks…

Why is she grabbing at her tits like she’s starring in some low budget porno? Or maybe a fucking 90s infomercial for a phone sex company….we could have a really great time, if you called me, just call me, pick up the phone…you know cuz she was 35 back when that was on TV every night….

I don’t know about you, but J.Lo has DONE her time, she has MADE her money and despite having fans that want to watched her aged ass slowly curdle, and money is out there to be made, she doesn’t need to be hyped up…I think we treat her like an old bitch trying to be young cuz she’s got the money to do so…but acting like she’s hot, or amazing, or a symbol of hope for other aging bitches is just lame…

We get it, you’ve been fucking for 35 years….lots of cock…and Yes we’d all fuck her, she’s J.Lo…but do magazines for MEN need to be celebrating this nonsense..

Out with the old slut, in with the new sluts…and there are new sluts that deserve some shine….fuck J.Lo…like everyone else that has fucked J.lo in her quest to win….

Print is Dead…here’s the proof.

Men specific content is dead….here is the proof

J.Lo is old and desperate and gross….her is the proof

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2019

15

Nov

Bet On NCAA Football This Weekend of the Day

The NCAA Football schedule is stacked this weekend….not that I watch sports…

I have partnered up with the premiere sports better site MY BOOKIE because despite not liking sports, thinking sports is a huge waste of time, possibly queer despite straight guys being into it, like so into it, fanatically into it like a bunch of fucking children, I do think betting on sports makes it more of job, a potential money maker, and there’s nothing wrong with doing anything you can to get paid, especially if it is around something you are passionate about, despite me thinking it’s a weird thing to be passionate about, cuz you’re a grown up….

I have met at least 3 people in the last few years who are full time sports betters thanks to the internet, they make enough money off it to not bother with an actual job, sure a crazy strategy or thing to do that wouldn’t work for me, since I lose at everything, it’s still some aspirational bonus to your sports watching…

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2019

15

Nov

The Instagram Porn Pic that Doesn’t Breach Instagram’s Terms of the Day

I am all for girls being sluts, I am all for self produced porn, shamelessness, girls exploiting themselves to make money, so that they don’t actually have to work a regular job, but instead get sponsored by random miserable porn dudes who find her hot. Better than working at Subway, despite the level of respect I have for the world’s Sandwich Artists….

I am not into the even corporate mainstream that control ALL of the internet with their deep pockets and ALL of the internet traffic – fucking over all the independent websites – while producing or distributing porn – pretending to not be porn – because they are publicly traded….

I am not into being flagged a porn site by google and by facebook, having all my shit deleted over the last 15 years, preventing me from making all the money I could have made over the last 15 years, keeping me down and broke while everyone is rich as fuck.

You may not know this, but despite being a loser, in the peak of blogging this site had real fucking traffic. Not cuz of my writing, but because Social Media didn’t exist…

Point being….Facebook, Google, Twitter, Reddit…are all fucking porn sites, where people congregate to do ILLEGAL shit, from soliciting sex to OTHER shit…

So whenever I see nudes on IG, even though I like them and think it’s amazing that girls are at that point in their life where their private nudes are making it public for personal gain…and I am all for girls making money off their nudes….I am not into big evil corporations making money off it and pretending they aren’t..

So this girl put up butthole pics and barely censored porn pics…see below:

I reported them…not because I’m out to take out girls getting naked…I love that shit…I just hate corporate hyposcrisy and always have…it is actually part of the reason I started the website….fuck censorship let’s all be a little more honest….and this is what they had to say

So further proof that the mainstream corporate tech world is a bunch of fucking perverts pretending to not be perverts to make that billions of dollars…not that you care…so just look at the slutty girl’s slutty pics as she promotes her patreon or whatever…

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2019

08

Nov

Cara Santana Took a Bikini Shit of the Day

This makes me sick…because I am from the school of thought that women don’t “poo”, at least not sexual or hot women, it just makes eating their asshole less shitty…literally…

Obviously, I know that women shit, it’s a normal human function, but that doesn’t mean I don’t need to pretend they don’t…like when I look at fat girls nervously eating chocolate or baked goods, carb-loading for their marathon sitting sessions, all I think is how big their shits actually are…so it’s less about gender and more about denial….

What I don’t find cute is when my denial is faced with hard realities from some instagram slut who is using her natural body as a sales point on empowerment, and showing the world that she’s real and not just some sex doll being photoshopped into instagram influencer poses, and that she can talk about poo like a 5 year old…it’s nothing to be shamed for or be ashamed of…even though it is…especially when it smells or streaks the toilet…

I get that these girls lack creativity and are reactive to the fact that being open and honest, treating strangers like they are bffs on vacation with them and that alone is the flaw in instagram….

These people think being compelling and interesing is from being honest and transparent with her fans about bodily functions instead of just doing cool shit with the access she has. It’s like all they do is so fake, how about they continue that without throwing shit at us…

Here is her paparazzi pic she was pooping for – you know to get that flat stomach…disgusting….

I don’t know who Cara Santana is…but I know she’s not great…

To See Her On the Beach in a BIKINI CLICK HERE

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2019

07

Nov

Creepy Katie Holmes Pantsless for a Magazine of the Day

Do you believer in life after Tom Cruise?

I guess it is nice of him for not decommissioning her…you know selling her for parts to the other scientologist homosexuals to build Stepford Wives of their own with….or even just giving it away, he’s rich and doesn’t need the money…

I am not sure what magazine this is from, but I think it’s a nice reminder that I don’t give a fuck about Katie Holmes. Only once in her career was she hot and it was when she was naked and underwater in that move I’m sure you’ve all seen, and that alone is hard to embrace as being hot…because she was playing dead while naked…I didn’t watch Dawson’s Creek….because I am a man…

I did see her in a park filming a movie here in Montreal and she didn’t even connect with my dog…reaffirming she’s a robot fuck…how could a human not even acknowledge a dog right next to her….maybe she was practicing her lines you know actors…so along with thinking she was a soulless cunt, I can tell you first hand that she is zero hot…and when you’re an actor…being zero hot is not a good thing when you try to play the hot chick.

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2019

05

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Dragging myself to update the site like I was the above GIF…

Only my ass doesn’t look like this and more importantly, I haven’t changed my gender yet, even though everyone is doing it, but I just hate following the crowd and then there is all that paper work…

I can barely wipe my ass properly, to expect me to reassign my gender is asking a lot, but I do think it will do a lot for the site. I will become an activist and a voice for trans people. I will always have an excuse for my mean spirited behavior that no one will question and no one will misidentify me as a misogynist since I am not a misogynist but they like to think I am cuz I make fun of celebs for being lame, overrated, garbage fucking people…

So I guess I am nothing like the above GIF…

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Tom Brady Just Said N WORD!
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Stuck Boat – Comes Loose…
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Ninja Turtle Butt Weirdness..
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Hugh Hefner’s Daughter in Law is a Harry Potter Actress…
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Big Titty Girl at the Cash..
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You have been cutting pomegranates wrong!
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Miley’s Lesbian – Milking Miley’s Sex – for Her Personal Gain..
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Hilary Clinton On Killing epstein – I can’t view video in my country..
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WeeMan’s Van
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Keanu Reeves Goes Public with Older Girlfriend…
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Adriana Lima Looking’ Hot
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Anna Faris Cleavage Pic To Celebrate Being engaged –
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2019

28

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I assume all the sluts went out for Halloween this past weekend, even though Halloween is later in the week, just that sluts are so eager you can only do Halloween before Halloween, if you do Halloween the weekend after Halloween, then you’re just too fucking eager.

I don’t leave the house – so I just don’t know…

I assume all the sluts went out in slutty costumes, and the peopele who fear the SJWs were out doing surveys before getting in costume to make sure their costume didn’t offend anyone, but instead of asking people of various cultures if they were offensive or offended, they turned to white college aged genderless weridos who are far too uptight to enjoy life, who were more than happy to dissect all the ways every single costume could offend…then there was the I don’t give a fuck bro, who for humor sake wore the most offensive costume for a laugh…who in 20 years when running for a position of government will regret it…thanks to all the digital archives of it for everyone to google, cuz google will still own the world in 20 years…and the comedy now will be sadness and shame later…and I think that’s great…Halloween is Great…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Breast Feeding YOGA…
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Zara Holland Lingerie Shoot…
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Wild Fire on Door Cam
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Cheerleader with Ass Out
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Jane Fonda Accepts BAFta while Being Arrested…
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Google Home – Secret Door….
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Jason Statham Good House…
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5 Scary Chicken Types…
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Lucky as Fuck
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Circus Bear Vs Trainer…
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Anti Circumcision Protestor Maces a dude…
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Dog on Motorbike
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Dude eats His Finger…
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Woman Hits Car – Hits Guy – escapes
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Slutty Workout Twerk Out…
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2019

17

Oct

Suzanne Somers Naked for her Birthday of the Day

The big news on the internet in celebrity nudes the last few days, is that Suzanne Somers posted a weird nude in a field pic of herself to celebrate her 73rd birthday, which was only shocking because I thought she was 95.

The set of tank top wearing braless hard nipple tits we jacked off to in the late 70s…who became a set of tits we jerked off to in her thighmaster infomercials despite being old then…and now at a real old age…she’s attempting to give us more and we should in turn give her some credit and appreciation for 4-5 decades of jerk off material…not that you cna really jerk off to this one but I know some of her fans already have, it is old news…but it’s the thought / effort that counts…I guess…

Now if only all the old ladies in the park feeding the pigeons and trying to pet my dog took the same approach…it’d make life way more depressing as that constant reminder of how woman fucking rot…

So here she is holding her big old tits…for surviving Hollywood.

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2019

11

Oct

Charli XCX Titty Bounce Jock Strap Erotica of the Day

Charli XCX Titty Bounce Nude Bra

Charli XCX is some useless popstar that doesn’t matter, because apparently we don’t have enough of those. It is one of the really garbage things that social media has created. You know talentless idiots now get to have long lasting careers because their followers don’t unfollow them. It’s like old porno sites back in the day, once they got your credit card, you were fucking screwed, just billing over and over and over with no way to cancel it, so you just sort of accept it as your new normal, and give into it, and jerk off to it, cuz you’re paying for it.

Long gone are the one hit wonders, even if they have one hit, cuz they are never fucking forgotten, like Charli XCX who posts weird sleazy shit she finds funny, quirky, or hot….when she should have been put out to popstar who barely was pasture long ago…

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2019

04

Oct

Top 10 TikThots of the Day

I may be an old fucking dinosaur of a motherfucker on the internet…

I may be totally detached from reality, because I don’t leave the house…so I know very little about what is going on.

I may not read the tech blogs and keep on top of new trends.

I may hate social media and struggle to tweet on my new TWITTER cuz they deleted me three times this year, including my original account that wass a decade old…but I never went “viral” there so whatever.

I may not bother updating my IG, because why bother….

I may only use FB to see old lady vacation pics…

But I do know that TIKTOK is the future – from CHINA – designed to steal your information – and the young kids are loving it.

This is a round-up of the kind of things you can find on TIKTOK

Basically because I hate Google / Facebook and Twitter and encourage the perverts to support other billionaires by watching slutty dance.


1 – @taytum.popp titty flash

2 – @itsneesybitch who I assume is some girls slutty mom, talking about pussy eating

3 – @leskayla with her truly massive tits..

4 – @brattymichelle The Sugar Baby begging for a personal chef

5 – @aabsolutetrashh with the titty tease

6 – @sheenales slutty shorts

7 – @zoelaverne who’s bio is “I’m 18 but look 14” bait ass

8 – @morgothemango with the big booty

9 – @vixenesha with the post sex seflie

10 – @elliemccannnn with the Inter-Racial Sex

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