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2019

08

Nov

Cara Santana Took a Bikini Shit of the Day

This makes me sick…because I am from the school of thought that women don’t “poo”, at least not sexual or hot women, it just makes eating their asshole less shitty…literally…

Obviously, I know that women shit, it’s a normal human function, but that doesn’t mean I don’t need to pretend they don’t…like when I look at fat girls nervously eating chocolate or baked goods, carb-loading for their marathon sitting sessions, all I think is how big their shits actually are…so it’s less about gender and more about denial….

What I don’t find cute is when my denial is faced with hard realities from some instagram slut who is using her natural body as a sales point on empowerment, and showing the world that she’s real and not just some sex doll being photoshopped into instagram influencer poses, and that she can talk about poo like a 5 year old…it’s nothing to be shamed for or be ashamed of…even though it is…especially when it smells or streaks the toilet…

I get that these girls lack creativity and are reactive to the fact that being open and honest, treating strangers like they are bffs on vacation with them and that alone is the flaw in instagram….

These people think being compelling and interesing is from being honest and transparent with her fans about bodily functions instead of just doing cool shit with the access she has. It’s like all they do is so fake, how about they continue that without throwing shit at us…

Here is her paparazzi pic she was pooping for – you know to get that flat stomach…disgusting….

I don’t know who Cara Santana is…but I know she’s not great…

To See Her On the Beach in a BIKINI CLICK HERE

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