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2024

04

Dec

Make Happy Holidays Merry Christmas Again T-Shirt of the Day

Here’s a very important shirt for all you Jesus lovers out there.

There has been an attack one of the most holiest of days in Christianity, the birth of your lord and savior, the king of kings.

Which is why you need to get yourself a shirt.

Redeem yourself from giving into the influence of the satanic WOKE agenda, that made you feel like a bad person for saying “Merry Christmas”…which for anyone into CHRISTMAS is just celebrating the most WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR…

Redeem yourself by letting people know that you aren’t down with the gayness of the WOKE mob who tricked you with their sorcery….

It’s not mean, insensitive or offensive to people when you say MERRY CHRISTMAS.

They wanted you to think it is, but it’s a fucking celebration of the birth of Christ, but these satanists do all they can to confuse you and trick you and play off the fact that you’re a good person.

GET YOURSELF A SHIRT FOOLS! GET 10!

Buy one for everyone you know…but 10 for everyone you know!

Don’t let SATAN win! Celebrate Christmas.

BUY YOURS NOW

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2024

02

Dec

T-Shirt of the Day

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In the event you haven’t heard, I have a HUGE online T-Shirt shop that makes me SO much money, I don’t even NEED to update this SITE for the 1.00 a day it makes.

I’m talking soon to be PRIVATE jet money, we’re on like our 1,000,000 order….so you should get in on that trend….and by 1,000,000th order, I mean NO ONE HAS BOUGHT A SHIRT YET….mooch fucks…

That is until TODAY, when you make this shirt go viral, because we all LOVE Christmas….and we’ve all experienced the corporate attack on Christmas over the last decade of HAPPY HOLIDAYS instead of MERRY CHRISTMAS, so not to offend the non-Christians…who weren’t offended by the MERRY CHRISTMAS, since they LOVE Christmas too….

With the destruction of the WOKE mob and the FIRING OF THE DEI departments, we can go back to MERRY CHRISTMAS-SING all the MOTEHRFUCKERS…

This shirt was probably more relevant last year, before we collectively went back to MERRY CHRISTMAS, but you know there are still WOKE assholes out there being annoying about this shit, calling CHRISTMAS problematic when it is THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE FUCKING YEAR…

BUY YOUR SHIRT HERE and NOW !!!!!

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2024

25

Nov

T-Shirt of the Day

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You’ve heard of “Big Dick Energy”…but Jamie Lee Curtis can’t ever embody that…but she’s got her own kind of DICK energy….HEMAPHRODITE DICK ENERGY.

I was looking up Jamie Lee Curtis Hermaphrodite conspiracies the other day and it seems like they are trying to scrub it.

We will never forget!

GET YOURSELF CLICK HERE

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2024

21

Nov

T-Shirt of the Day

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New Shirt, who this?

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2007

27

Aug

I am – Girl Has a Shower in my stepSHIRT of the Day

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So girls never get naked for me in everyday life, but they do for other people and sometimes those other people throw them in a stepSHIRT and send videos my way to make me feel like I am a real man…The people at JuliesRoom sent this into me and it strangely reminds me of the last shower I took at the community pool where I ended up getting asked to leave for scaring some kids and sneaking in the girls locker-room. You can’t take me anywhere.

I know this won’t inspire you to buy shirts, since I’ve sold two, but I’ll throw up this link for you to click to anyway, I am a bit of a dreamer….

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