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2024

04

Dec

Make Happy Holidays Merry Christmas Again T-Shirt of the Day

Here’s a very important shirt for all you Jesus lovers out there.

There has been an attack one of the most holiest of days in Christianity, the birth of your lord and savior, the king of kings.

Which is why you need to get yourself a shirt.

Redeem yourself from giving into the influence of the satanic WOKE agenda, that made you feel like a bad person for saying “Merry Christmas”…which for anyone into CHRISTMAS is just celebrating the most WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR…

Redeem yourself by letting people know that you aren’t down with the gayness of the WOKE mob who tricked you with their sorcery….

It’s not mean, insensitive or offensive to people when you say MERRY CHRISTMAS.

They wanted you to think it is, but it’s a fucking celebration of the birth of Christ, but these satanists do all they can to confuse you and trick you and play off the fact that you’re a good person.

GET YOURSELF A SHIRT FOOLS! GET 10!

Buy one for everyone you know…but 10 for everyone you know!

Don’t let SATAN win! Celebrate Christmas.

BUY YOURS NOW

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2024

27

Nov

T-Shirt of the Day

You may not know this but there’s been a targeted attack on hot chicks.

There has been a targeted attack on skinny chicks.

The WOKE MOB have come after our babes, because they were MAD seeing girls hotter than them getting all the money and attention for being hot.

Not realizing that’s the circle of LIFE and that HOT chick lives matter, they screamed at the top of their obese lungs on the internet and brands listened instead of ignored…

We never went woke and have always campaigned for the HOT chicks and the SKINNY chicks who were being ABUSED by these monster with hate and cyber bully tactics..

So I made a shirt as part of my EXCLUSIVE viral T-Shirt collection taking over the FASHION industry.

Make skinny models skinny again, make hot models skinny again, skinny girls lives matter….

TO BUY ALL MY SHIRTS CLICK HERE

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2024

26

Nov

T-Shirt of the Day

Richard Gere made it back into the news recently, mainly because he’s moved to Spain to live with his younger Spanish wife, because they want to raise their kids is his wife’s home country.

It was positioned as some anti-trump hate, but it was probably just a question of America being a cesspool and Spain still allowing you to raise your kids with a little more culture, that happens to be his wife’s culture….

ANYWAY…it brought back memories of Gere and the Gerbil scandal of the 90s, where it was an ongoing joke that Gere stuck habitrail tubes up his ass to get the colon tickle….apparently a gay stunt.

Who knows where that rumor started, but I wanted to perpetuate it with this shirt….it’s called “Pretty Gerbil” in reference to Pretty Woman, his hit Disney movie.

I like you to be in on the design process in these….so you have some skin in the game.

BUY 10 NOW…because I can’t handle being as RICH I’ve become in the last week from these shirts….so I don’t want you to buy 100…..


CLICK HERE

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2024

18

Nov

Buy Some DrunkenStepfather Merch to Support This Movement of the Day

I am re-launching a T-shirt site HERE

I started playing around with stepShirts like it was 12 years ago because one of the original reasons I started the site 20 years ago THIS MONTH, was to do funny shirts and videos.

I just half assed it because doing a good job takes money and effort, two things I am totally against.

I realized my creative vision is too good to not share with you….

That I just need one shirt to go viral so that I can get rich off T-Shirts.

I want a private jet and all these other try hard assholes pulled it off under the guise of “Streetwear”….so why not do an online store to sell shirts.

SO I DID….CLICK HERE

Check out the first batch of designs and BUY 1000 of each!

Thanks in advance, because I know you’ll love them….and buy THEM all…it’s only taken me 20 years to get here (or 20 mins to set this up)….

It’s the perfect gift (for me, the people you give these too will not appreciate them)….SO give it to them ANYWAY!

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https://drunkensweatshop.printify.me/product/15492031/shes-hungry-trash-too

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VISIT THE T-SHIRT SHOP BY CLICKING HERE

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2013

16

Sep

Anastasia Ashley Rockin’ her stepSHIRT of the Day

Anastasia Ashley may not be your conventional babe. She’s athletic not anorexic. She’s got real tits not implants, and the only eating shit that we know of is on the wave when she’s surfing professionally, and not in the bathroom of some Beverly Hills Mansion for some rich dude who is paying for her, like all these other hookers I talk about.

She is perfection, maybe even a dream girl sent from heaven to win my heart…like a trip to Disneyworld brings joy to a kid dying of cancer….she is the make a wish foundation for my cold dead heart…and I am not just saying that because she’s wearing a Drunkenstefather stepSHIRT …I am saying that because it is true.

She’s goin’ places, unfortunately none of those places are into my anal sex dungeon in may basement, where I’d feed her twice a day in the cage she’s held captive in, if you know what I mean, because you can’t spell true love or real passion without forced imprisonment…I am just a romantic like that…cages in basements are no different than actual marriage…other than less cheating on each other with the neighbors…because there are no neighbors in cages in the basement…and sometimes cages in basements are the only way to get your point across and or anal sex….

I don’t know what I’m saying, but I do know I would love to get this girl pregnant…and never leave her side…even if this is as good as it gets…her wearing one of my shirts…never to be heard from again…at least we’ve had this moment…which is okay cuz I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life…

I’ve peaked.

Get your own stepSHIRT to slaughter at Drunkensweatshop.com

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