I saw this picture of old lady Sofia Vergara, who you you all fell in love with as the big tits on her Modern Family show that she landed despite not knowing how to speak English.

The Colombian smuggled into America like a key of coke, only to take on Miami before finding the right producer to make her dreams come true, you know with a little selling of her soul and sucking of the dick, not that I think she’s a whore, but she’s probably a whore, or at least a good manipulator which could mean that she didn’t suck dick and the whole landing the dream job of a Sitcom was done by cockteasing.

She’s recently divorced and I figured that since she is single and also Heidi Klum’s co-host on that Talent Show, she was dressed in costume for the big event, not all over the top like Heidi did, or as hot as Heidi’s big titty daughter….THERE ARE NEW BIG TITS ON THE BLOCK SOFIA….

As it turns out, this isn’t her in a mask, it’s just her being an old lady with fillers and botox looking like a clown…

So these freak shows are just the normal 50 year old rich woman look. SCARY ZOMBIE SHIT…

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In the glory days of the being a grown man with a blog, that were never really glory days for me, I was more into the whole idea of it being a transient passtime, since I never made the big money off having a blog like the other people who are now multi-millionaires did, I guess I was just never that relevant or GOOGLE AD friendly, so as they are all sitting in their mansions, I am still living in a dumpster, but who fucking cares….right….

In the glory days of blogging, this LAST STANDING Blog broke a story about Miranda Kerr cheating on Orlando Bloom with Justin Bieber at the VS Fashion show, which led to her being fired and forced to take up escorting for the billionaires..

Since I was never that relevant or liked, the story didn’t get any legs, it didn’t put me on the map as a SLEUTH investigative journalist you need to follow, but Miranda Kerr went onto escorting for billionaires….

Her latest, the Snapchat kid, who she’s married and has kids with and today, her nude phototshoots are circulating, so why not repost them, you can see her skinny asshole in one of the pics and that’s always fun, especially knowing how expensive or how much the sperm that cums on it is worth, like DIAMONDS motherfucker…NO HOMO.

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You may call her Denise Richards, but based on her dried up womb, her low estrogen, her menopause that’s either from the natural aging process or from a dirty Charlie Sheen sex triggered hysterectomy because all that HPV can’t live up in here no more….not to mention her “ex-planted” tit, that looks more like a horror movie creature coming to eat your soul than an actual tit, or a mysterious creature found in the swamps of some far away plant trying to eat your soul, all this to say, it’s not the tit you’d like to see on a woman, who may have been someone to jerk off to when celeb nudity was something to jerk off to in a pre-porn era…..but who is way too fucking old to consider jerking off to now, unless you’re weird….

Which is why I call her Denis.

More man than woman in these genderless times….at least based on her sex appeal to a straight man…or at least that’s how it should be.

So check out Denis.

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I like country music and I’ve linked country music for as long as I can remember, so I always took offense to idiots who said “anything but country”. I am sure I’ve made this rant before, but it was a reminder then, and a reminder now, just how fucking idiotic people are. They are like broken record players just repeating the echo of the next guy, never quite formulating an opinion of their own, because to discount a whole genre of music, real fucking music, with soul, a heart and emotion, with real instruments, based on some country pop songs you don’t let yourself like, because you’ve been brainwashed to the “anything but country” canned response….

It annoys me, doesn’t surprise me, but annoys me…

The reality is that Country Music is having a bit of a resurgence, not that it ever went away, any aspiring singer knew that’s where the money was because hicks buy CDs and the Christians keep their support for the people they consider part of their circle, which is why LeAnn Rimes still gets paid…

But young people raised by screens and robots are loving country too, most of the viral acts are country, and that’s a good thing for America as a whole, bring it some life…

As far as Country Music goes, Kelsea Ballerini is pretty much the hottest they’ve got right now, I am sure there are a few smaller acts that are also hot, but she’s top of the charts and while looking at her body in a bikini, it’s pretty hot…I guess when you spell your name KELL SEA, not KELSEY, the ocean beach bum life is in the fucking cards, and that bikini on instagram whore life is just a bikini pic away. Nice.

So I support this country star doing vacation life like she’s Jimmy Buffett, but not dead..

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Yourina Calls , who I guess also goes by @you.rinka, who I guess is also an exclusive content vendor, who I am sure makes some pretty un-jerk-off-able content, because you can just tell.

There is a fine line between hot and annoying and figuring out what is too annoying to see the hotness because it overpowers it and I guess this Yourina chick wants to walk that fine line…

She’s not the hottest looking girl around, but maybe she is and she just doesn’t want to be another hot chick, so she does dumb content with her body that is ridiculous….to still get the fans, but without being a cheesy “I’m a hot chick” poser, while still trying to make money off being the hot chick with the hot tits.

She is clearly aware of her hot body, since she monetizes it, but instead of just doing hot content, she wants to show her personality and be as unattractive as possible in the content that she monetizes and the whole thing is weird.

There are plenty of ugly chicks who play the whole hot chick thing up like a bunch of try hards, and manage to pull it off, so an actual hot body could be a huge star, but instead she tries to make an uncomfortable joke out of the whole thing. Intentionally trying to not be hot while simultaneously trying to be hot. So weird.

Instead of being just hot and about this half naked shit, she does awkward and uncomfortable shit you’d expect from an awkward and uncomfortable girl getting naked for you, while still getting naked for you…..

Like if you were to bring a bitch home for a fuck and she just says and does weird nervous things, not like crying because she’s in bed with you, or struggling to breath cuz you have her gagged and tied to your bed, but actual awkward things, like weird dances or groundhogging in doggy style position, or weird cringeworthy statements like “Oh that’s your Wee Wee in my VOO VOO” or some shit when trying to talk dirt….you get what I am saying, the near boner killers that still don’t kill the boners but that challenge your boner…

I can’t even think of experiences that have given me the same feeling as this girl does with the hot tits, trolling us with dumb content to prove that hot tits is all it takes, but I know I have been face to face with a weird dance or two, or a weird ass spread, or a weird theatrical performance that leaves me confused, like the time I couldn’t get it up for a girl, it happens when you’re impotent, and she danced around the room saying “take it in, this is the hottest pussy you’ll ever see”, long before tiktok, while not being the hottest pussy I ever saw, and definitely not doing anything for the boner….

The hot body is hot, but the attitude of a nerd and not in a cosplay way other nerds can buy into but in a blowing her nose because that’s her twitch, thanks to her social awkwardness and austism and not in a good way way…

I feel inspired to post this weirdness that she probably thinks is her art….or her comedy…or her troll because it’s annoying, but the bouncy boobs are amazing and clearly outweigh her attempted weirdness…but she’s walking that fine fucking line brother.

Find her and her tits on INSTAGRAM

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Denise Richards continues her humiliation tactics, which in this specific image or case is hardly as offensive an embarrassing as her previous OnlyFans work has been, but it’s still weird….

I don’t know if she just decided to do OnlyFans because her daughter went that route and as a good mother, she must navigate those waters first….

Or as a cash grab from the losers of the internet because she loves money or needs money.

Maybe she does it for validation, like she was once a whore and can still be a whore just you wait and see.

Maybe she does it because she likes to feel sexy and get jerked off to, or her husband is a cuck who wants people jerking off to her, hence marrying Denise Richards a personality who has been jerked off to….but it’s all pretty fucking weird…since she has a legit career, she has Charlie Sheen money….

It’s just all so fucking weird, but I’ll still look at her ass in bed being old and flat and sad and weirdly lit….like a boomer with access to social media she is….

Here are some pics of her daughter, OnlyFans model that momma is trying to compete with or support, like when you see old hag moms in the grocery store dressed in sluttier outfits than their slutty daughters, it’s a thing…competitive bitches…

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Here’s recently LESBIAN Lily Rose Depp who’s girlfriend can be seen in the double denim, wearing her lesbian snowsuit like some sort of creeper, while Lily’s stripped down half naked, probably for the attention now that she has some hit show about to drop on Saturday, gotta push it all as far as you can, and in pushing it it seems she’s starved her tits off, maybe all part of being a lesbian after ingesting the lesbian worm in her brain via her lesbian lover’s lesbian pussy that may double as a penis.

So, I typically think Lily Rose is hot, now I do not….which is too bad, since watching bitches eat pussy is fun, but she’s about to blow up more than she has to date with this bullshit HBO garbage so let’s celebrate her birthday before she becomes that entitled celebrity cunt, despite already being the entitled celebrity child cunt….who now EATS cunt…

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