You may call her Denise Richards, but based on her dried up womb, her low estrogen, her menopause that’s either from the natural aging process or from a dirty Charlie Sheen sex triggered hysterectomy because all that HPV can’t live up in here no more….not to mention her “ex-planted” tit, that looks more like a horror movie creature coming to eat your soul than an actual tit, or a mysterious creature found in the swamps of some far away plant trying to eat your soul, all this to say, it’s not the tit you’d like to see on a woman, who may have been someone to jerk off to when celeb nudity was something to jerk off to in a pre-porn era…..but who is way too fucking old to consider jerking off to now, unless you’re weird….
Which is why I call her Denis.
More man than woman in these genderless times….at least based on her sex appeal to a straight man…or at least that’s how it should be.
So check out Denis.
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