Divorcee Fetish Porn Warning…..

The biggest news is celebrity gossip is that Jessica Simpson has left her man Eric Johnson.

It’s one of those stories of a poor bastard from the NFL, who really only had a 7 year career, lands himself a hyped up 90s popstar who had a billion dollar brand, so he did the natural thing and knocked her up.

This poor bastard from the NFL stuck with Simpson through her obesity years, probably trying to get her in the gym, even helping motivate her with his athlete training and background to just stop eating that Texas BBQ all day everyday…

Luckily, a million dollar contract with Weight Watchers inspired her to lose weight, Ozempic helped her to really commit to the cause and slowly, the billionaire direct to consumer, Walmart brand hustler decided to start using her big tits and new fit body for evil, as fat chicks who get skinny do.

She started recording a new album, probably taking slutty selfies, was probably sexting with other dudes who started to give her attention again, now that she’s not 300 pounds….

Now Johnson, left in the dust, after sticking by his woman through her fatness, because she’s found new men to get under, or now on top of because she won’t suffocate them with her weight when getting ontop of them, like Johnson learned the hard way.

The poor bastard, who may have cheated on her, may have pimped her out to black dudes to watch her get railed, I mean wouldn’t you do that if Jessica Simpson was your wife in a “holy shit, I just had 12 dudes fuck Jessica Simpson …. YES THAT JESSICA SIMPSON up the ass”….or a a little “HOLY SHIT, I just had a homeless dude raw dog Jessica Simpson, YES THAT JESSICA SIMPSON….and he was unshowered”….I mean…that’s kind of your duty when you get into the inner circle of a famous bitch…

The poor bastard is probably not even that poor if he gets a piece of that empire she’s built since he’s been involved with her….some K-Fed legend status…..

The point is, if you’ve got a fat chick and you want to get rid of her, help her get in shape, becaue a fat chick turned skinny is a fucking nightmare who will leave you when she gets skinny, because she has better options now…

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