I want to start this of by saying that I have been a Lohan fan and supporter for the entirely of her career, the lows and the highs, the ups and the downs, the near death and the prospering….and I’ve always rooted for her and said she’ll be back and she will win an OSCAR….

However, I find the whole Lindsay Lohan comeback pretty fucking boring. The satanic Hollywood industry is so fucking predictable and trash and I was hoping Lohan’s comeback would be more fun.

They wouldn’t give her work, tried to destroy her. Sent her off to the middle-east to develop weird accents, where she fucked weird men, where she may have even been a participant in HUMMUS parties, all while evading high USA taxes because her shit was a disaster when she left.

Now that it’s ironic to bring her back, where they think she has some clout or something they can build off because the Gen Z kids are into the 90s….they give her a full-ride scholarship to shitty Hallmark movies and other Disney shit all to help the machine hit their revenue targets…..

I did prefer Lohan when she was a rough looking disaster. This white-washed, wrinkleless BOTOX machine. Now a wholesome mom and hardly as fun as she was when she was a wreck, just so artificial.

The new Lohan is basically medicated AI….and not reminiscent of the OLD Lohan at all.

Maybe it was a clone swap, but untimately, it’s disappointing…So I made a T-Shirt about it:

Now, people are praising Lohan’s face for being so youthful and fake as fuck, so she posted a picture of the BOTOX artist that created it for her. Soon to be middle aged and botched, but currently riding that porn face we’ve normalized…

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