Christina Aguilera is rocking a champagne bottle like she was a club photographer back a few years ago, when everyone used to have fun in the club, and Champagne showers was something they were all keen on getting filmed doing…then the whole #metoo thing happened and every girl became a rape victim even if they weren’t raped they managed to dig through the archives of their mind to find something remotely similar to sexual assualt to fit in….and men became the enemy, singled out, targeted and hated….so men started turning themselves into women…taking the hormones, looking fabulous like they were Christina Aguilera…forced to jack off a champagne bottle cuz they no longer had a dick cuz it was cut the fuck off….in the transition.

The world is nuts. Cutting off the nuts…

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