X-tina, also known as Christian Aguilera was a celebrity I was convinced I would have sex with before I died, since I am not dead, it’s possible that it could happen, you never know where life will take us, but I obviously didn’t WILL it hard enough when I used to use that as an opener line in 2003 at parties….I would bet people that I would fuck….clearly making me no friends and not impressing any of the girls I was trying to get drunk to have sex with…

Anyway, like all these celebs, she’s looking better than she did 10 years ago. I asked a friend of mine why he thinks that is, are they all on the injections, are they clones, are thee CGI, or are they just getting solid procedures that are not as invasive…you know sucking fat out of your belly instead of working out….

There was a time, basically in the last 10 years, where she was a fucking school bus sized woman, which was a shock for those of us who were there before she got her implants on her tiny frame…

Yet here she is now, looking good with the tits out, maybe she’s been doing some prayers to hr overlord who gave her what I’d call VERY annoying singing chops….or maybe it’s photoshop….or MAYBE it’s blood transfusions with baby blood…RIGHT…they do that….they just don’t want you to know it.

Either way, BIG tits are fun…so check out the cleavage on this whore…

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I am old, so you can’t post a Britney Titty content without posting an Aguilera titty content, because those were the glory days in shitty pop music, where these two stars were the biggest names….it’s the kind of celebrity distraction, rivalry, storyline that hasn’t happened since…everyone is now a fucking cuck into influencers or TikTok losers when not jerking off on webcam for their fans.

Point being, it was simpler times and in those times I always sided for Aguilera….even though her music was shitty, her singing annoying, but her content rolling around in the mud for DIRTY was on fucking point….

She got the fake tits, wasn’t fat yet, and the whole thing was glorious….I even made a bet with a friend that I would fuck her in my lifetime, a bet that is long dead, but a challenge that I still believe could be won, just as soon as she ends up in a nursing home I casually get a job at so that I can stick it in while changing her diapers….the only issue is I am a good 10-15 years older than her, broke, unhealthy, an alcoholic…and even thinking there’s a chance of fucking her, even at the old folks home level, is probably early onslaught dementia…sad by true.

I will likely never fuck Aguilera….but I can look at her tits and remember the good days when she was not fat.

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Christina Aguilera was a huge star, never quite a star shining as bright as Britney, but that’s probably why I liked her, I mean she also took a pretty aggressive approach to comepeting with Britney, involving a set of bolt on tits, which at the time was a big deal because she was about 90s pounds…so seeing her in panties, chaps and a bikini top, rolling around in the mud or whatever the DIRTY video anyone who used to jerk off to music videos since porn wasn’t readily available, will remember being a big deal..

Now she’s just huge…

She’s spent the better part of the last 15 years eating her feelings, spending her money because she was a huge star and thus rich enough to buy herself all the cake and pizza she wanted….and then there’s the whole having kids and turning 40 things…

For whatever reason, probably money, she’s on the mend, or at least on the hustle, where she’s dabbling with social media slutty content, where she’s cropped out all the good parts…but is still in the bath…

You’d think by 40, she’d know we need to see the nipple for it to count, but maybe being 40 and a popstar means she only got into internet around the same time your grandparents did, because she had staff to do that computer shit for her…

Either way, I apprecaite the effort, too little too late or not, she’s still X-Tina…so her bathtub pics are better than the average person’s bathtub pics thanks to being celebrity endorsed bathtub pics…

WHERE IS THE POURING BATH OIL ON YOUR ASSHOLE PIC? That’s the shit we want shared with us.

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Christina Aguilera is likely still owned by the Disney company, you know they created her and allowed her to live out this life in exchange for her freedoms, all while still being a child, the way the Walt Disney Company likes them to be when they put them under their umbrella of “performers”….or “talent”….that they train to understand media manipulation from the people who invented it….or maybe I am reading too much into her Minnie Mouse Santa hat….I probably am.

Anyway, the highlight of Christina Aguilera is probably that she was the raunchier version of Britney Spears back when she rebranded herself as X-Tina and god dirty rolling in the mud….it was around the time she first got tits and it made her my favorite of the three popstars…but then she got fat…and is still fat…but knows the importance of showing tit because she started out as someone without tit and knows the struggle of the titless trying to keep up with the less talented Britney Spears despite being a better singer…assuming you can handle listening to the horrible sounds that come out of her mouth in that forceful screeching that I hate…..but that people think is good singing…

If you’re into 40 year old fat chicks in bikini tops, because you were into 25 year olds with tight little bodies and fake tits rolling around in mud, this is a gift to you…I prefer looking at these bitches when they were hot..

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I am not a queer, but during the popstar wars of Y2k, I was team Christina Aguilera and not Team Britney, because Aguilera was dirtier, even her song was dirty…she was a tiny thing with big bolt on fake tits that looked like a broken girl destined for porn if she didn’t have that big voice.

It was less of a popstar war and more conversations while drunk at dive bars that played top 40, I just think teen girls and gay dudes alike probably sided with either one of the popstars, so if you removed the fact that it was more a WHO WOULD YOUR RATHER…than a who has better style, or songs….it becomes a bit more normal but admittedly still weird.

I made a bet with someone that I would fuck Aguilera in my lifetime, more of a joke than anything, so when the day it actually happened…and I was one inch inside her and not just the tip…I was actually surprised…mainly because the girl I was inside was not actually Christina Aguilera but a street whore with platinum hair like Christina Aguilera…but close enough.

I didn’t anticipate that Aguilera would be the one to eat her feelings or end up fat as shit, but she did, and at 40…still out here sloppy tits out…looking 40….I’m glad I never got up in her like I bet I would…not to mention, I am not dead yet, so it could still happen…just a long drawn own dream playing out later in life…which is better than not playing out at all….there’s always that hope…even if dreams change and I don’t even want this shit anymore….but we had our moment when I did and that’s what matters.

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