I only have one story when it comes to Christina Aguilera and that is that I was a committed fan during the Britney and Christina Rivalry of the Y2ks….

I wasn’t an actual fan of her music, or really anything about her, I was not very involved in any of that shit….I just thought she was the hotter looking popstsar with her big fake tits on her small frame crawling around. It appealed to me at the time.

I remember making a bet with my friend that I will fuck Christina Aguilera in my life time, it was more of a joke than anything, but for whatever reason I’ve kept it alive in my mind all these years because I feel like the bet is still on because we are both still alive, and really even she died, the bet would still be on because there was no clause in the bet saying she had to be alive when I had sex with her.

My theory was that maybe she’ll end up on the streets, desperate, a whore…her royalties dried up, a scamming manager takes her for everything, she turns to porn, prostitution….at the time, anything could have happened…

Well, the last 15 years of Aguilera have been really fat and I didn’t have any interest in pursuing that bet, you know trying to work my way into her heart with love letters and other tactics I’d use to seduce a celebrity into loving me…like starting a blog dedicated to my love for her…or a fan twitter chat bot that just tweets at her until she can’t ignore me. There are ways in this internet world to connect with these ladies…

But when they are fat, are they really worth the energy, even if you have a bet that you will fuck them…..

So I waited it out, she got skinny for her Vegas show and now I’m ready….to at least start thinking about the seduction process so that I deliver on my bet….maybe I’ll make a documentary about it…

BEDDING XTINA….

In the meantime, here she is in action, in Vegas.

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