Christina Aguilera was a huge star, never quite a star shining as bright as Britney, but that’s probably why I liked her, I mean she also took a pretty aggressive approach to comepeting with Britney, involving a set of bolt on tits, which at the time was a big deal because she was about 90s pounds…so seeing her in panties, chaps and a bikini top, rolling around in the mud or whatever the DIRTY video anyone who used to jerk off to music videos since porn wasn’t readily available, will remember being a big deal..

Now she’s just huge…

She’s spent the better part of the last 15 years eating her feelings, spending her money because she was a huge star and thus rich enough to buy herself all the cake and pizza she wanted….and then there’s the whole having kids and turning 40 things…

For whatever reason, probably money, she’s on the mend, or at least on the hustle, where she’s dabbling with social media slutty content, where she’s cropped out all the good parts…but is still in the bath…

You’d think by 40, she’d know we need to see the nipple for it to count, but maybe being 40 and a popstar means she only got into internet around the same time your grandparents did, because she had staff to do that computer shit for her…

Either way, I apprecaite the effort, too little too late or not, she’s still X-Tina…so her bathtub pics are better than the average person’s bathtub pics thanks to being celebrity endorsed bathtub pics…

WHERE IS THE POURING BATH OIL ON YOUR ASSHOLE PIC? That’s the shit we want shared with us.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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