X-tina, also known as Christian Aguilera was a celebrity I was convinced I would have sex with before I died, since I am not dead, it’s possible that it could happen, you never know where life will take us, but I obviously didn’t WILL it hard enough when I used to use that as an opener line in 2003 at parties….I would bet people that I would fuck….clearly making me no friends and not impressing any of the girls I was trying to get drunk to have sex with…

Anyway, like all these celebs, she’s looking better than she did 10 years ago. I asked a friend of mine why he thinks that is, are they all on the injections, are they clones, are thee CGI, or are they just getting solid procedures that are not as invasive…you know sucking fat out of your belly instead of working out….

There was a time, basically in the last 10 years, where she was a fucking school bus sized woman, which was a shock for those of us who were there before she got her implants on her tiny frame…

Yet here she is now, looking good with the tits out, maybe she’s been doing some prayers to hr overlord who gave her what I’d call VERY annoying singing chops….or maybe it’s photoshop….or MAYBE it’s blood transfusions with baby blood…RIGHT…they do that….they just don’t want you to know it.

Either way, BIG tits are fun…so check out the cleavage on this whore…

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