Christina Aguilera was always the popstar I thought was worthy of a fuck, as a small penis owner, I appreciated her size, her big tits, her stripper approach to pop music, her bow-legged walk like she got anally raped, all while hating her over the top singing and fake tits, but they were bimbo enough on her small frame to enjoy…

Britney was too strong, Jessica Simpson to fat and the other popstars of the era didn’t really register for me because they weren’t fake blonde or because they were PINK all hard cocked and disgusting…

For the better part of the last 15 years, while Britney was being grinded the fuck down into the shell of a human that she is, X-TINA turned to a life of eating and that girl was fat as fuck…which is a terrible way to be, so her 30s were a total fucking write off, and that’s too bad because the 30s are old, but not nearly as old as the 40s.

Now middle-aged and ready to make some noise again, she’s decided to OZEMPIC herself skinny, but because she’s a mom in her 40s, she looks more like a drag queen doing an X-Tina impression of X-Tina dressed like Cher thank actual X-Tina…and that just because women age out….and get manlier through menopause because you are not supposed to want to fuck them…they are no longer fertile or breeding material…

Here’s her costume….looking hot for a 40 year old Christina Aguilera dressed like Cher sponsored by Ozempic…in an over the top production / comeback tour….the tits still big though…the calves a little water retaining…but other than that…it’s almost a welcome back popstar I always thought was worthy of a fuck…

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