Christina Aguilera may be old as shit but she’s still go the tits…

The trashy pop star with the DIRTY video that celebrated her purchase of BOLT ONS ended up eating her way into making those bolt ons seem like they came stock on her tiny frame because her tiny frame was no longer tiny, but rather a fucking tank.

She has since OZEMPIC-ed hard and slimmed out, maintaining the fat girl tits, because behind every OZEMPIC girl is a fat girl…and behind Christina Aguilera’s tits are a couple sacks of silicone or saline.

The point of the story is that despite her annoying aggressive singing style that hurts me in my chest, my autism hates screaming….she was always the popstar I thought would be the best fuck in the era of popstar she was from. The competition was medicated Britney with the thick neck, retarded Jessica Simpson, and I guess Mandy Moore who was boring as shit….so the competition wasn’t too aggressive…but all these years later, she’s still the winner…but in Britney’s defence she’s probably dead, so fucking a corpse is really for a niche market.

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