Charli XCX has finally made it in the world of celebrity, with what is the song of the summer, something she’s been working towards for a VERY VERY long time.

I remember seeing her perform at nightclub for like 100 people about 12 years ago, so she’s come a long way.

I didn’t really track her celebrity and she’s clearly been making money consistently over the last 12 years of having pop tits….pop out of leotards or whatever fashions of the era….

But after COVID she bought a 20 million dollar house in LA from Calvin Harris, so I realized she was a bigger deal than the mall performer I thought she was. I’m pretty out of touch and only focus on tits.

She ended up getting a Netflix or Amazon show about her celebrity or fanbase, which just made things go nuclear and set us up for this SONG OF THE SUMMER we’re at now…

Her song is so important that politicians are using her catch phrase “brat” in their marketing campaigns, people meme the shit all day and it’s a reminder that everyone is a fucking retard on the same hive mind signal….

Anyway, in being super fucking relevant, the song of the summer, she’s got all kinds of famous fans, even the top TikToker Addison Rae, who got famous for Lip Synching….went to her birthday party, which was the event of the week. If you weren’t there you aren’t shit…

The paparazzi were outside, obviously, that’s why you have your star studded party in LA….and they captured some SHORT fucking shorts which as far as I’m concerned were the star of the night…

However, I wasn’t there and there was likely far more racy outfits….

Not to mention, I don’t know where the afterparty was, but we’ll assume that babies were sacrificed and sex was had, as part of the satanic ritual that helped her get to where she is with the BRAT song of the summer….so these short shorts are far more tame than the gangbang after the satanic murders we expect happened…

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