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2023

25

Apr

Addison Rae Upskirt of the Day

Addison Rae is some TikTok Trash who managed to climb the ranks of doing bad lip synced videos and half retard dances to amass an insane amount of followers, leading to brands thinking she’s worth throwing millions of dollars at, you know to be with the times and to connect with the zoomer generation….

Well, that’s moved to the struggling, dying, disaster that is Hollywood, because the PANTY FLASHER is starring in Eli Roth’s Thanksgiving movie, based on the trailer he did for Grindhouse, that he’s decided to make into a movie…..filled with knives in cunts and dead body posed like Thanksgiving Turkey fucking….

So they’re mooching off the TikTok generation in HOPES to get paid and I am pretty sure it’s going to work out great for everyone in line to make money off this…

Well, us suckers sit here looking at her panty flash, not because it’s hot, but because it happened.

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2023

17

Feb

Addison Rae See Through Top of The Day

Addison Rae is some TikTok girl who China decided deserved American fame and fortune, so they amplified her content on their platform, to champion the platform, to get other people onto their platform, all so they could build a profile on every American who has the app, tracking their every move, their every key stroke, all in exchange for watching idiots produce really lame dance content that’s otherwise embarrassing as shit, but for the sake of fame and fortune, is still pretty embarrassing but they’ll ignore that for the dream….

Which you gotta admit is a pretty great troll by China….turning everyone into a mindless retard dancer who lip syncs badly…you know they sit around and laugh at it while watching the livestreams from everyone’s phone.

Or I guess they trade their privacy, rationalizing it as “they know everything about me anyway”….or “I don’t do anything illegal so take my data”…all in exchange for the opportunity to be like Addison Rae….a talentless hack who makes millions at 20 years old while you other assholes have to work your asses off to not make millions…

It’s all pretty funny…..

This is apparently a sheer top, not sheer enough brother….NOT SHEER ENOUGH!

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2022

31

Oct

Addison Rae Nipples of the Day

Addison Rae is some TikTok idiot who probably dances like a half retard and lip synchs badly enough for the fans to think she’s hilarious, so she’s climbed the ranks of top tier TikTok influencer, all famous as shit for doing nothing of substance or value, but WHO needs any of that when she’s got views….so pay her to promote shit, pay her to be cast in shit, pay her to partner up and do products together….have the Kardashians hang with her because they want to eat her soul, or capture her fanbase…the whole thing is so dumb…

Well, she’s out in costume, a lazy pink nipple shirt, and top hat, like osme sort of Magician or Gentleman in his horse drawn carriage heading to the library….only in lingerie with his tits out….and they aren’t great tits, but they are rich as shit tits, so that alone makes them tits worth looking at, since she could easily NOT be showing us tit and that would be far less interesting of her already not very interesting “personal brand”…..


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2022

31

Aug

Slutty Addison Rae of the Day

I don’t TikTok because I understand that it is Chinese spyware that propagandizes the American youth! If you want a generation of socialists, yu need to get into their fucking heads in a technologically significant way, while tracking basically everything they do, everything they say, everything they search, every key stroke they make, every conversation they have, in order to have an extensive profile of them once you can move in and overthrow the capitalist regime!

I also understand that in order to lure people in, they need to reward them, which means that they need to make stars out of a handful of them, to give the other girls something to strive for!

So many millionaires have been made off being talentless hacks who dance badly and lip synch, or pull off other stunts, but this Addison Rae chick is pretty much at the top of the food chain!

In being the top of the food chain on the trendy app the young generation the marketers want means you make millions and people treat you like you matter, like you’re amazing, compelling, fun, intesting!

The popular girl with all the views that everyone else strives to be as they whore out to the internet to go viral!

So Addison Rae is that person, and in being that person, she does slutty photoshoots that aren’t that hot,she’s thick, but that aren’t so bad, considering we’re in the fakest era, tranny era, the stain that the porn generation left of the tits of society, era, so at least she’s a girl, with tits, dressed slutty to let the girls know that being half naked is still hot, and being jerked off to is still normal, just not when it’s featuring ACTUAL hot chicks, they protest that! Freaks!

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2022

22

Mar

Addison Rae Tits of the Day

In this story we explore the ONE or TWO big secrets on how to be the biggest, highest paid personality on TikTok….one so popular the Kardashians invite you into their COVEN to help get the younger audience paying attention to the tired, old, weathered, disgusting, evildoers….despite not being very talented in her awkward dance, not being very funny in her comedy shorts, not very interesting in anything she does, not being a compelling look you’d even notice at the grocery store….she’s had all this success…people are throwing all kinds of opportunities at her based on her following alone, they don’t care that she sucks, she’s got fans, let’s get that money…

So yeah, the secret is tits.

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2022

17

Feb

Addison Rae Slutty Angel of the Day

Addison Rae’s some chubby TikTok girl who makes more money than some small countries around the world, because the world is fucking weird and disconnected from rewarding QUALITY, they’ll just throw money at anything….as long as it has views and apparently this one has the views thanks to doing awkward fucking dancing….

To be in a society that makes people 100s of millions of dollars for awkward dancing, is. weird place to be…I guess the good news is that she’s dressed up like some Ballerina, you know doing “DANCER FACE” like Black Face…dressed like a dancer because she’s the HIGHEST PAID DANCER IN THE WORLD……

I like to think this is a shit on all the actually trained ballerinas, I’m thinking communist Russian dissenting Ballerinas, who at a young age were sent to work cams to train for ballet, only to eventually escape from Russian and make it in America before dying of AIDS because ballet’s pretty gay…especially in the 80s…but you have to laugh that all these trained dancers make dog shit money and some troll comes through with her Kardashian support and makes a mockery of their art…and the WORLD eats it all up…HILARIOUS….cheap women making easy money with cheap content…what a world….

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2022

03

Feb

Addison Rae Slutty of the Day

Addison Rae the biggest thing on TikTok, probably not literally, because I am sure there are a lot of fatter bitches that her on TikTok, doing awkward and embarrassing dances from their motorized scooters as they eat donuts or whatever it is fat chicks do to get fat….

But yeah, Addison Rae, proving money is a fucking joke, it is meaningless, before the economic collapse where money becomes worthless, which to these people making 100s of millions a month doing dumb dances, it basically it is…a fucking joke…as you pleebs try to pay your mortgages and shit….all she’s gotta do is awkward dances…and I guess wear body suits in pantyhose with her tits out….



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2022

10

Jan

Addison Rae Bikini of the Day

Addison Rae is one of the highest paid tiktok stars, which as you may or may not know is not all that impressive, because if you’ve ever been on TikTok you know it’s a tool designed to dumb down the American people, track and follow the American people, and more importantly, reward them in big ways for very unimpressive feats, so that the future generation learn how to badly lipsync and dance to shitty trending songs, instead of doing things like trying to get smart to build new infrastructure and maybe design a BETTER tomorrow….FUCK THAT…let the evil bastards worry about that boring shit…cuz this motherfucker just wants to dance awkwardly…

Anyway, I’d say the Louisiana bred awkward dancer adopted by the Kardashians because they need their witchcraft in anything that is trending, so that they keep trending….that’s how social media celebrity works…ALWAYS BE RELEVANT….but I’d say she’s spending a good chunk of that money on food to keep her thick, but then I remember that she probably gets all her EATS for free…she’s the highest paid bitch on TIKTOK, snackfood companies ejaculate in their chips for a shout out from this.

Either way, she’s on a Yacht, somewhere Caribbean, because she’s better than you, TIKTOK decided that, and YOU must OBEY.

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2021

10

Nov

Addison Rae Bikini of the Day

If you want evidence that TikTok is some demonic shit that sucks everyone in with their sophisticated AI that know exactly what you like, because it’s basically INSIDE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN…then you’ve gotta look at their number one star…the BIGGEST (literally) star for a generation…celebrated and praised for awkward dancing because talent, training and discipline doesn’t matter to a retard generation, not that dancing is ever good, ALWAYS retarded….which reminds me…

Someone said they were going to use the R-Word but don’t want to offend anyone….in reference to some bullshit….so I said “RAPE?”….you know the OTHER forbidden R word, that is a way funnier one to me, not because I endorse rape but because I don’t think Retard(ed) is a forbidden word….I know retards, real ones, and those who act like retards and are basically real ones and there’s no better word to explain it….where as RAPE can has too many other options to make the same point…BUT RETARD in a unique and beautiful angel sent from heaven word….unlike Addison Rae..who is just a billboard for how trash society has gone…

I mean, this is their idols, their babes, and she’s getting paid for it…while being nothing…a literal nothing….

What a world.

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2021

19

Oct

Addison Rae Flexible in a Bikini of the Day

Addison Rae is some TikTok superstar, despite being totally unimpressive, like she can’t even dance, which I guess is part of the appeal, or maybe a tool being used by “BAD ACTORS” trying to manipulate the american youth to strive to be bad dancers with nothing important to say, because why say important things when you can mindlessly dance, and if you get enough followers, the evil KARDASHIAN clan will befriend you, maybe their marketing company will even take you on as a client to make money off your very large back, fatty.

Last week, there was some story that she got KICKED off of TIKTOK, despite being China’s favorite, and I assumed it was part of the China manipulation of information to destroy America….

Yet she posted this 19 hours ago…so her being DELETED was a lie…

It was a strategic lie, because in the time she was “DELETED FROM TIKTOK” she scored a SNAPCHAT show to run on their platform, which I guess was a big deal, probably a very lucrative deal, because they want in on her audience too, like the mooch fucks those billionaire fucks are.

It’s all pretty boring, unless you like a thick bitch in YOGA POSES, probably a fetish somewhere, just not here.



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