Christina Aguilera is likely still owned by the Disney company, you know they created her and allowed her to live out this life in exchange for her freedoms, all while still being a child, the way the Walt Disney Company likes them to be when they put them under their umbrella of “performers”….or “talent”….that they train to understand media manipulation from the people who invented it….or maybe I am reading too much into her Minnie Mouse Santa hat….I probably am.

Anyway, the highlight of Christina Aguilera is probably that she was the raunchier version of Britney Spears back when she rebranded herself as X-Tina and god dirty rolling in the mud….it was around the time she first got tits and it made her my favorite of the three popstars…but then she got fat…and is still fat…but knows the importance of showing tit because she started out as someone without tit and knows the struggle of the titless trying to keep up with the less talented Britney Spears despite being a better singer…assuming you can handle listening to the horrible sounds that come out of her mouth in that forceful screeching that I hate…..but that people think is good singing…

If you’re into 40 year old fat chicks in bikini tops, because you were into 25 year olds with tight little bodies and fake tits rolling around in mud, this is a gift to you…I prefer looking at these bitches when they were hot..

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