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2019

13

Nov

Taylor Swift Trying to Use Her Mouth to be Sexy and Failing Of the Day

Taylor Swift is doing the “sex doll” facial expression, you know the facial expression that all the instagram whores who call themselves influencers, who don’t influence anything but pretend they do, in hopes of getting brand deals to pay for their life, or at least to get them rich dudes to knock them up as they live that best instagram life….

It’s the dead eyes, slack jaw, pouty lip look…but Taylor Swift, the overpaid, terrible but overhyped songwriter, who has made her career on “relatable” clickbait level songs of heartbreak, that she researched with her cunt, as it got plowed like it was a snow day, hard and by many many many dude using various pieces of equipment on a three shift a day schedule…and parents still thought it was family friendly content…despite her being a sexual deviant…

THAT SAID….nothing Taylor Swift can do is hot, but she tries so hard…she even hired Victoria’s Secret models as friends to teach her how to be hot..and she just can’t cut it…but this is her best effort.

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