I’ve been staring at J.Lo’s ass in spandex on stage wondering why a billionaire mom of two doesn’t just age gracefully on her pile of money…instead of doing this…clearly it’s not about the money for her…it’s about the attention she gets…or more interestingly…because she thinks she has a higher purpose in life that involves giving her fans what they deserve while getting paid…and what it comes down to is that hispanics are pretty loyal and probably love this…and I’m pretty perverted and kinda love that it happened…I mean it’s so ridiculous…

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Apparently, J.Lo and her staff of 100, decided that this was a beautiful picture of J.Lo to post on her social media, because I guess it wasn’t showcasing her old as fuck face…while focusing on cleavage that she’s never really had, but that a slow metabolism and aging has graced her with…I mean that or implants…and the whole thing is a pretty weird way to connect with her fans and let them into her everyday life…I mean..maybe she should focus on pro pics of her ass…even if she’s too old for that behavior at least it makes more sense than this….

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J.Lo posted a pic of her fat ass for you to get inspired enough to hit the gym, not that I am ever against a fat ass, in fact I am a black man like that, shit taps into the core of my testosterone producing glands and makes me want to suffocate on the shit, literally…but I figure all you anorexic bitches find this disgusting…even though it made J.Lo a billion fucking dollars and is still making her ass money…or her ass is making her money…reminding you that I guess NEw Years Resolutions are shitty expectations you put on yourself, that you will disappoint yourself with, and that ultimately don’t make you a better, more interest person… Eat, drink, smoke…do whatever the fuck you want…no one cares…if you are healthy enough..in fact more people probably want you to fail than succeed in health, wealth, happiness, whatever.

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This is horrible. J.Lo on her own is the fucking worst. Whether she’s claiming she’s just Jenny from the Block, while really she’s just some con artist who rode the Latina wave to make a fortune, with an ego that clearly thinks she’s talented and worthy of being on TV, Stage and movies….like a self proclaimed triple threat, when the only thing about her that’s making me feel threatened is her cunt….as it tries to eat her costume…a costume no old lady, no matter how in denial she is, should be wearing….

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J.Lo showed off her uneventful body in her uneventful bikini with her uneventful lover who is likely a homosexual fan and back up dancer’s of hers who she is pretending is her lover cuz it is good for the media attention like when she was involved in shootings when dating rappers in the 90s, you know when she was relevant and more interesting or acceptable to jerk off to, you know the kind of homosexual on payroll who likes the attention cuz this is his big break and has no real say in the whole thing cuz she will just use another boy toy to trick middle age women into believing in her divorcee comeback….unless he’s just a K-Fed…in which case I approve…but would prefer if he encouraged to cover her up that mom body in a snow suit….

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The only reason I am posting month old pictures of J.Lo in a bikini, is because old is what J.Lo is and what J.Lo does, and if anything she’d be happy we were pushing pics of a younger her, even if that younger her is still fucking old…

Like expired milk, who looks like she may have drank too much milk, and based on her boyfriend and ex-husband, the homo kind, there’s really no going back to a place where she’s not exipired…it’s one of those been done, already done, it’s over we can’t turn back time like Cher wished for, we can just change genders

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You wanna know what this Casper the Friendly Gold Digger is thinking right about now….”Too bad she’s menopausal”…

True fucking story, cuz knocking up a bitch like J.Lo means being set for fucking life…and really the fact that she’s J.Lo makes her semi more interesting than the dudes he was banging before her, you know at dance practice…before deciding it was time to go straight, cuz being gay was a one way ticket to HIV…and J.Lo’s life was so glamorous and appealing….

I hate J.Lo, she is too old, trying too hard, but even I’d consider trying to knock her up for the private jets. I’m a user like that….I’d even pu up with her bullshit cuz it is better than thankless work…it’s just too bad she’s menopausal and can’t get knocked up….I’m with you Casper the friendly gold digger….but keep on trying…maybe it’ll stick…Lottery winning every day.

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J.Lo doesn’t realize that she’s old. She has it in her head that she’s still got it going on. I blame all the positive reinforcement her staff give her everyday….coupled with photoshop and lighting…that makes her feel like she’s the fucking best thing in the world and deserves to be seen by the masses….when in reality she’s in her 40s and a mom of twins….it is like bitch has made enough money in this game….can’t she make some room for the up and comers…you know retire gracefully….you know stop acting like she’s 20 and a popstar….you know not believing what her 20 year old boyfriend trying to K-Fed her and who was gay before getting with her says about how good she looks naked….even if I don’t mind looking at her naked….because I’m a sick fuck, don’t use me and a gaughe of what should and shouldn’t strip….use logic…and facts….and fact is….this bitch’s time is done like Donna Summer….what too soon?

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The thing that amazes me abou J.Lo….you know being a rational human who has no interest in 40 year old Divas who pulled off a great scam and had great timing in what I call a dark time for America…is that people still talk about her like she matters…and not just that she matters…but that she’s hot and her ass is rocking or some shit….like she’s not a 40 year old mom of twins with a bad attitude who has been given too much….

You see cuz I just assumed her only fans were the millions of latino women who were only doing it cuz they are loyal…and maybe a few black guys who like fat sloppy ass…but that’s not reality….people are into this and that fucks with my head….and needs to be stopped….there is nothing good about J.Lo…she’s all bad.

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I don’t find J.Lo hot. I never did….If anything I wish she was Selena and not the bitch who became famous for playing Selena….You know killed off by her fan club president….instead of going on to be this monster that she is today..

I don’t care what People said when her PR people were planning her comeback from having Satan’s devil babies with that Mark Anthony horror movie character….

I don’t care how much her ass was marketed, or about the Latin invasion of the late 90s.

I don’t care how rich she is, or that she is on TV…and I don’t care about her nipples being hard in a tight dress that makes her ass pop….cuz I know she’s wearing SPANX….and I know she’s wasn’t interesting in her prime…and sure as hell not interesting int he tail end of her career that wouldn’t exist if hispanics weren’t so loyal….emotionally driven…and numerous….

But I’m posting the pic anyway…cuz it is my duty as a Martinez.

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