I think Jennifer Lopez’s biggest achievement besides making a lot of money from nothing, or so she claims, but I think fucking celebrity dudes, counts for coming from something, if making it in entertainment is your hustle….if you know what I mean….is her ability to be a hispanic mother of two and not, despite everything her genes want her to be doing, is not 500 pounds and in line at walmart buying pork rinds….

I think the biggest lie about J.Lo was that her ass was ever anything amazing like a Kardashian, but more importantly, that she was the most Beautiful woman last year, coinciding with an album release, in what we call an ADVERTORIAL with People magazine…

But if you’re like me and love looking at middled aged women in SPANX, hoding their shit together, by looking up their skirts…Then this J.Lo’s for you…..otherwise, you’re better off looking at whatever is growing in Katy Perry’s uterus trying to crawl out of her but getting stuck in her Pantyhose..upskirt… .that I posted earlier…

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He must be an actor, cuz no one in their right mind would be this happy with their head that close to J.Lo’s devil pussy….I mean they’d be too busy trying to escape it’s allure…it’s magnetic, hard to resist, cuz it is J.Lo and she’s better to K.Fed, if you’re able to ignore that Mark Anthony guy who she was married to, who looks like he was out of a horror movie, something I can only attribute to having survived her twat….

I don’t knwo, i hate the bitch, I’m convinced she’s the devil, and thus her vagina is her devil’s tool to get everything her little spic, diva, ass wants.

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So there’s a video of Jennifer Lopez being circulated that’s apparently from when she married that freaky looking husband of hers. For some reason the American Media hasn’t picked up the shit, or released the sex tape video, that could just be a publicity stunt, but if you scroll 3/4 of the way thru this video, you’ll see her making her asshole talk in a pair of leggings, you know like a vagina puppet show I’ve been so fond of for so many years, but that never ever get emailed in despite my request…I guess I can always count on J.Lo…

Where’s the uncesored version? Get it to me. Thanks.

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If you’re wondering why J.Lo is looking so excited while promoting her new album, it’s cuz she’s pulled off another fucking scam…..yet again….she’s got the entertainment world on lockdown. Magazines praising her, TV Shows being revived credited to her, a new album out, ready for round two of being the best marketed thing in Hollywood. She knows she not as good as everyone else thinks she is, she knows she can’t sing and that she’s not the most beautiful peson, but she’s got no problem cashing the checks, and here she is saying “Fuck you idiots for buying into my bullshit, I got the best hustle running, you should see how much money I have”…..with a smile on her fucking face cuz she’s won.

Here she is old, chunky, short legged and dressed like a circus performer…cuz that’s just what the World’s Most Beautiful Woman does…

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I know J.Lo was wrongfully labeled one of the world’s most beautiful people, because she’s old, but you know what, the more I see pictures of her, I am slowly starting to think she’s actually hot…despite her being someone I never found hot when she was at her prime, maybe I was blinded by how fucking annoying she was, and maybe the years of me ignoring she exists makes me see what she actually has to offer, or maybe I’m just drunk right now and like anything with a vagina attached to it, including my neighbor’s pet goat…

Here’s her new video, intro by Kathy Lee Gifford’s mom tits you use dto jerk off to, featuring Lil Wayne and bitch dancing like she was Shakira and not forced to fuck a man that looks like skeletor on the regular….

Pretty hot. But remember that could just be the booze.

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Here is a picture of People Magazin’s Most Beautiful People’s abs.

Here’s more proof that People Magazine was paid off to say J.Lo was the World’s Most Beautiful person, not that you really needed proof about the shit, it was pretty fucking obvious, you know on her 40th bithday alone, that being named People Magazine’s most beautiful person was something that just would never happen to her, unless she paid….

I mean bitch is a chunky mom, who I guess let the stamp of approval get to her head, giving her the confidence to go out in a tube top you’d expect on the beach, with the craziest set of Best Buy teeth I’ve ever seen….which is clearly unrelated and I feel bad laughing at, cuz she’s just a minimum wage worker living her dream, you know giving her one perk of her job that fucking sucks, that keeps her from killing herself, but I had to point it out, cuz they are looking at me like they want to eat me, and I’m staring cuz better her teeth that J.Lo’s gut…TRUE STORY.

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Are you fucking kidding me? How much did she pay for this title? How much did the American Idol people pay. This is obviously a marketing and publicity hustle, cuz there’s no way anyone thinks at 41 year old anywhere is the most beautiful person in the world, especailly not when they are fat assed average at best looking people like fucking J.Lo…..This is a great way to piss on any credibility people magazine may have, which is probably not much credibility, but whatever it is clearly caters to a geriatric audience, cuz the youth is on the internet, and it takes a 80 year old with Alzheimers to really grasp this kind of thing…J.lo, the most beautiful woman in her backyard when her fat family comes over to leech off her fame, maybe, but in the world…that’s pretty ridiculous…

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I know, I thought American Idol was over too, but apparently they pumped new life into it by bring every Latinos favorite popstar to the frontlines as a judge, since everything she touches turns to gold, for some unexplained reason.

She was wearing a onsie, a piece of clothing that normally gets me excited because it touches anus, vagina and nipples at the same time, that just irritates me when it’s on this 40 year old has been who never shoulda been con artist who is too rich for her own good and who really should just disappear…but instead is gonna be on TV twice a week…until American Idol finally dies the horrible death it deserves…

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