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2022

26

Sep

Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow turned 50, I thought she was 60, and the media decided to hype her bikini picture she posted to celebrate the milestone birthday, because when you’re an old whore, I guess the only way to feel like you matter is stripping down into a bikini to celebrate being an old whore, I mean I don’t understand the logic, but I don’t have a vagina that’s trying to hold onto a dream, gripping it like it would probably grip a watermelon thanks to being so blown out!

I just know that I never found Paltrow hot and that the People Magazine headline to this pic had to do with Paltrow saying she used to think she had to be perfect but now she’s just embracing who she actually is, or what she actually looks like, mom gunt hanging out and all, which I guess is code for “I’m rich, people dont care about my gunt, my audience are all 400 pounders, if anything an anorexic me is unrelatable and thus LESS financially lucrative” which is ultimately why she’s posting anything in the first place, MONETIZATION and an attempt to keep her brand GOOP relevant, since all these people are fake as fuck!

But as someone who never found Paltrow perfect, near perfect, or even hot, the fatter and older her is an improvement since it’s one year closer to death!

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2021

09

Jun

Gwyneth Paltrow Topless of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow Topless

Gwyneth Paltrow’s the fucking worst old timer attention seeker out there….always peddling her bullshit and for whatever reason, I assume satan, the media has made her their sweetheart, all while being absolutely uninteresting in her bullshit existence as a rich kid who had a stint as a shitty actress…

I don’t know anyone who was into Gwyneth Paltrow, even at her peak in her acting career, if anything people only got off to her when her head was cut off in Seven….you know the best Paltrow is the one who isn’t being shoved down our throat…

I don’t care if she makes pussy scented candles, probably not based on her herpes, menopause, fecal scents her pussy likely has….I don’t care that she pushes masturbation, people have been masturbating since we were teenagers, we don’t need Paltrow pushing vibrators to inspire us…women know all about shower heads, washing machines in spin cycle, the pool jets, basically anything and everything…massagers…you know vibrators existed before Paltrow…and we don’t need her as our old corpse hero to normalize that shit…we’re perverted enough without her.

I don’t know why she’s topless, maybe to divert from that old grey face, I just know that this body is boxy and should be covered up, it’s the decent thing to do…but her narcissism won’t let her…arm bras for everyone…and if you’re into this…you’re part of the problem..

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2021

30

Apr

Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini of the Day

A few days ago I saw some headline that I am sure wasn’t fake news about how Gwyneth Paltrow feels like no one understands her “irreverent” sense of humor…

Looks like these bikini pics at 50+ are part of that sense of humor….cuz it’s gotta be a joke…

Serious question, is anyone jerking off to Gwyneth Paltrow? Has anyone ever jerked off to Gwyneth Paltrow? To completion? If you said yes, I don’t believe you and I know people jerk off to some of the weirdest shit imaginable…but jerking off to Paltrow is UNFATHOMABLE… I bet I’ve never used the world unfathomable on this site….after 17 years….that’s more interesting facts than Paltrow in bikini…

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2021

23

Apr

Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini of the Day

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Gwyneth Paltrow’s ass on a paddleboard for Earth’s Day is just another example of taking some cause and making it an opportunity to show you ass to the world…because clearly she thinks her ass looks hot in this pic….and you may too…

I am always surprised when I am reminded that Gwyneth Paltrow is a thing because she really was never memorable in anything she’s ever done as an actor, but I guess when your dad and mom are in the industry, you don’t really need to be good at that whole acting thing, you’ll just get cast cuz of who you are….and I’m really not against nepotism, keep the rich rich, keep the cultural or the socio-economic divide as deep as fucking possible, so the rich can be safe in their havens and sanctuaries while the poor eat each other for survival…you know as the rich post obnoxious pics of their asses to celebrate the earth and the environment…while this trashcan’s whole hustle is selling bitches shit they don’t need…likely made in a dirty fucking factory by some child laborers…BUT EARTH DAY…I LOVE TO CONNECT WITH THE EARTH…when I’m not in my mansion that has a 1,000 dollar a month power bill…fucking garbage..

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2020

26

Aug

Gwyneth Paltrow Wet Bikini of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow Beach Bikini

I didn’t find Gwyneth Paltrow hot when she was hot, so I’m not going to find her hot now that she’s gone through menopause, despite having seemingly delayed the aging process, she’s still old as shit and thus disgusting…especially in her vagina area….

I also don’t get overly impressed by old rich vapid vain cunts being fit, or eating well because they are rich, vain and vapid and have the budget and time to do whatever the fuck they want, including working out, starving themselves, eating organic….while preaching products you peasants should buy from her…to monetize off you…the everyday person who isn’t a rich cunt….and that alone is pretty fucking disgusting…

So Gwyneth, in her manipulation, is pretty fucking disgusting….and in her bikini…she’s an old lady in a bikini…which is about as exciting as it should be to those of us trying to avoid old ladies in bikinis because we have access to them and the internet is supposed to be a fantasy..while serving a purpose to those weirdos with old lady fetishes…who turn to the internet to find the content they need to get off….

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2019

12

Sep

Potentially Gwyneth Paltrow Nude of the Day

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There is a scandal…a real fucking scandal that is going on on the interesting….internet of shit….

It’s a made up scandal created by the subject of the scandal herself….Gwyneth Paltrow, who’s GOOP account posted this nude on social media without identifying the bare ass of the unknown blonde doing nudity therapy she probably read in some internet health guru’s facebook, only to reapply it to her health guruing…

They are trying to position it as a who done it, or who butt is it…and obviously that is an ass of a 50 year old woman so who fucking cares….assume it is PALTROW, acknowledge it looks old, sad and lonely….and move on…it doesn’t make it any less deflated if it belongs to her or some body double…it’s all equally fucking sick…and steamed.

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2018

24

Sep

Gwyneth Paltrow Asshole Sweat of the Day

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Gwyneth Paltrow is demonstrating one of her cleanses, or enemas, out in public for the paparazzi – you know just fucking farting out that asshole water while on a hike…being at one with nature…in some spiritual bullshit that her bullshit site has put together to manipulate and brainwash stupid women looking for the next health and wellness trend that isn’t actually vetted or scientifically proven but instead the words of wisdom of a rich woman or her staff…who doesn’t have a medical degree, or any degree cuz she was raised rich and thrown into this Hollywood shit…the same shit that’s leaking down her leg…just mixed with fucking unicorn tear mixed with oils from some exotic tree that she’s harvested in her vaginal secretions under some salt lamp in her den filled with fucking whale seme….that she had hosed up her ass to try to heal her leaky gut syndrome…you know micro nutrients and gut health for healing and longevity…bullshit…now dripping out of her like some creampie porn scene.

Gwyneth Paltrow has consistently been disgusting and I think this just speaks to that…

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2017

18

Oct

Is that Gwyneth Paltrow’s Nipple of the Day?

Gwyneth Paltrow's Nipple

Gwyneth Paltrow is the kind of woman who isn’t even that interesting of a personality…but who was in movies at one point in time…and who dated a bunch of celebrities at one point in time…all thanks to her dad being in the industry so that she didn’t really have to actually suck dick to get ahead..it just sort of happened for her…nepotism…

Yet she matters, is influential enough to remind us how ridiculous people actually are, and how they are suckers for anyone they see on TV, believe their bullshit, and buy into them…and this bitch just trolls them to see how far she can take it…if she tells them to stick a dead strsy cat in their assholes…they will…that fascinates me.

This may be her nipple.

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2017

11

Sep

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Topless in Mud of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow is naked in a mud bath

Seeing Gwyneth Paltrow covered in mud, like a Puddle of Mud….reminds me how much I would like to see Gwyneth Paltrow get shit on…ideally by a homeless man, but I’d be happy if it was anyone or anything, you know as long as it literally shit on her…in what she would market and package as some new health treatment for spiritual enlightenment…and a healthy gut flora or something…who knows…but it’d be nice…especially if she choked on it and died… because she is the worst..

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2017

27

Jun

Gwyneth Paltrow Belly in a Bikini of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow’s barrel stomach as she rocks through menopause is not erotic.

She looks like a drunk old man in shorts that are too short for him and a t-shirt too tight for him – because he can manage to squeeze into the pants and the shirt…and feels good about that…not realizing that his thickness, although the same from the front, is substantially greater than it once was from the side…

Not that she gives a fuck. She’s rich. People talk about her. Live the half naked life, I don’t mind lookin….it’s just not quite my vibe….lose those hips….thanks to hormones….because she pushes this healthy food eating…yet she still looks like a slowed down metabolism beer drinking dude…HOT HOT….but not as hot as her pussy in the salt water thanks to the Chris Martin Herpes…

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