Gwyneth Paltrow’s the fucking worst old timer attention seeker out there….always peddling her bullshit and for whatever reason, I assume satan, the media has made her their sweetheart, all while being absolutely uninteresting in her bullshit existence as a rich kid who had a stint as a shitty actress…

I don’t know anyone who was into Gwyneth Paltrow, even at her peak in her acting career, if anything people only got off to her when her head was cut off in Seven….you know the best Paltrow is the one who isn’t being shoved down our throat…

I don’t care if she makes pussy scented candles, probably not based on her herpes, menopause, fecal scents her pussy likely has….I don’t care that she pushes masturbation, people have been masturbating since we were teenagers, we don’t need Paltrow pushing vibrators to inspire us…women know all about shower heads, washing machines in spin cycle, the pool jets, basically anything and everything…massagers…you know vibrators existed before Paltrow…and we don’t need her as our old corpse hero to normalize that shit…we’re perverted enough without her.

I don’t know why she’s topless, maybe to divert from that old grey face, I just know that this body is boxy and should be covered up, it’s the decent thing to do…but her narcissism won’t let her…arm bras for everyone…and if you’re into this…you’re part of the problem..

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A few days ago I saw some headline that I am sure wasn’t fake news about how Gwyneth Paltrow feels like no one understands her “irreverent” sense of humor…

Looks like these bikini pics at 50+ are part of that sense of humor….cuz it’s gotta be a joke…

Serious question, is anyone jerking off to Gwyneth Paltrow? Has anyone ever jerked off to Gwyneth Paltrow? To completion? If you said yes, I don’t believe you and I know people jerk off to some of the weirdest shit imaginable…but jerking off to Paltrow is UNFATHOMABLE… I bet I’ve never used the world unfathomable on this site….after 17 years….that’s more interesting facts than Paltrow in bikini…

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Gwyneth Paltrow’s ass on a paddleboard for Earth’s Day is just another example of taking some cause and making it an opportunity to show you ass to the world…because clearly she thinks her ass looks hot in this pic….and you may too…

I am always surprised when I am reminded that Gwyneth Paltrow is a thing because she really was never memorable in anything she’s ever done as an actor, but I guess when your dad and mom are in the industry, you don’t really need to be good at that whole acting thing, you’ll just get cast cuz of who you are….and I’m really not against nepotism, keep the rich rich, keep the cultural or the socio-economic divide as deep as fucking possible, so the rich can be safe in their havens and sanctuaries while the poor eat each other for survival…you know as the rich post obnoxious pics of their asses to celebrate the earth and the environment…while this trashcan’s whole hustle is selling bitches shit they don’t need…likely made in a dirty fucking factory by some child laborers…BUT EARTH DAY…I LOVE TO CONNECT WITH THE EARTH…when I’m not in my mansion that has a 1,000 dollar a month power bill…fucking garbage..

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I didn’t find Gwyneth Paltrow hot when she was hot, so I’m not going to find her hot now that she’s gone through menopause, despite having seemingly delayed the aging process, she’s still old as shit and thus disgusting…especially in her vagina area….

I also don’t get overly impressed by old rich vapid vain cunts being fit, or eating well because they are rich, vain and vapid and have the budget and time to do whatever the fuck they want, including working out, starving themselves, eating organic….while preaching products you peasants should buy from her…to monetize off you…the everyday person who isn’t a rich cunt….and that alone is pretty fucking disgusting…

So Gwyneth, in her manipulation, is pretty fucking disgusting….and in her bikini…she’s an old lady in a bikini…which is about as exciting as it should be to those of us trying to avoid old ladies in bikinis because we have access to them and the internet is supposed to be a fantasy..while serving a purpose to those weirdos with old lady fetishes…who turn to the internet to find the content they need to get off….

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