Gwyneth Paltrow’s barrel stomach as she rocks through menopause is not erotic.

She looks like a drunk old man in shorts that are too short for him and a t-shirt too tight for him – because he can manage to squeeze into the pants and the shirt…and feels good about that…not realizing that his thickness, although the same from the front, is substantially greater than it once was from the side…

Not that she gives a fuck. She’s rich. People talk about her. Live the half naked life, I don’t mind lookin….it’s just not quite my vibe….lose those hips….thanks to hormones….because she pushes this healthy food eating…yet she still looks like a slowed down metabolism beer drinking dude…HOT HOT….but not as hot as her pussy in the salt water thanks to the Chris Martin Herpes…

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