Seeing Gwyneth Paltrow covered in mud, like a Puddle of Mud….reminds me how much I would like to see Gwyneth Paltrow get shit on…ideally by a homeless man, but I’d be happy if it was anyone or anything, you know as long as it literally shit on her…in what she would market and package as some new health treatment for spiritual enlightenment…and a healthy gut flora or something…who knows…but it’d be nice…especially if she choked on it and died… because she is the worst..

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