Gwyneth Paltrow’s ass on a paddleboard for Earth’s Day is just another example of taking some cause and making it an opportunity to show you ass to the world…because clearly she thinks her ass looks hot in this pic….and you may too…

I am always surprised when I am reminded that Gwyneth Paltrow is a thing because she really was never memorable in anything she’s ever done as an actor, but I guess when your dad and mom are in the industry, you don’t really need to be good at that whole acting thing, you’ll just get cast cuz of who you are….and I’m really not against nepotism, keep the rich rich, keep the cultural or the socio-economic divide as deep as fucking possible, so the rich can be safe in their havens and sanctuaries while the poor eat each other for survival…you know as the rich post obnoxious pics of their asses to celebrate the earth and the environment…while this trashcan’s whole hustle is selling bitches shit they don’t need…likely made in a dirty fucking factory by some child laborers…BUT EARTH DAY…I LOVE TO CONNECT WITH THE EARTH…when I’m not in my mansion that has a 1,000 dollar a month power bill…fucking garbage..

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