Gwyneth Paltrow did Women’s Health Magazine…because I guess at 50, you take any media that celebrates you, because being a rich, spoiled LA kid wasn’t enough, so she became an actor and that wasn’t enough, so now she’s becoming a brand, and that’s not enough, so she’s got to promote that brand and Women’s Health was like, we don’t care as long as the person in the pics is famous enough to sell copies and generate some buzz for women’s health, because it is women’s health, and no one reads that shit…but maybe today they’ll jerk off to the pics..because somewhere out there is someone attracted to this…

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I guess full of shit Gwyneth Paltrow didn’t really follow the advice on her full of shit website on HOW TO GET A SLIMMER WAIST …because she just poses for the pictures…and doesn’t actually follow any of her lies…she just puts them out there to make money and have what she thinks is purpose…

That said, I don’t hate Gwyneth Paltrow, I think she’s entertaining and knows exactly what she’s doing…but is rich and famous enough to do it…I am all for scams…that idiots buy into…I do hate Gwyneth Paltrow in a bikini…

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I know the big deal story is that someone caught Jennifer Lawrence, Coldplay Fan and nude selfie model who is also knows for her Oscars, on a date with Chris Martin, Gwyneth Paltrow’s recently freed father of her children, because I guess people are fascinated by what dicks get put in what celebrity pussy….

But I’m more into Gwyneth still being relevant, while usually being hated and teased, posing as sexy as she can be, even though she’s not sexy, despite what movies she was cast in, and despite all the cock that has fucked her ass may make you think…

This is her for Harper’s Bazaar UK…

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Well this is offensive on pretty much all levels….but that’s probably because I don’t really give a fuck about Gwyneth Paltrow and I’m not some weirdo die hard Marilyn Monroe fan, who gets off to strippers who dress like her…it’s not really a relevant fantasy, and hollywood hookers from the glory days of hollywood who have drug overdoses aren’t that interesting in a world where hookers die everyday…

I just think seeing Paltrow agree to this is just fucking odd…like some kind of delusional behavior we can blame being born rich and in Hollywood before having a career in Hollywood does to a girl…

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Some chick exploited Gwyneth Paltrow being in her stupid fitness class, by posting THIS ON INSTAGRAM before someone edited up to really showcase just how ridiculous Gwyneth Paltrow is…or looks doing this “hip hop” dance class filled with white rich women – instructed by a white rich woman – racist as fuck for the real hip hop dancers of the world…because shit comes complete with an irish jig.

I can assume this was paid for – or part of her lifestyle blogging platform – fully designed for advertisers and self promotion…and I still can’t get over how this is considered hip hop..or more importantly – why I am posting Gwyneth Paltrow in any type of dance – since she’s the worst and who even at her peak was the worst…

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I am going to assume that Gwyneth Paltrow got paid a million dollars or more to do this campaign for Max Factor cosmetics….and I got paid zero to promote it…because the world is not fair, there is an injustice and that’s ok.

If you’re wondering why I am posting it, it’s because I like the arrogance, or how presumptuous it is of Gwyneth to pose as Audrey Hepburn and Brigette Bardot….I mean even if it wasn’t her idea, there is no way that this rich kid who got daddy to hook her up with work, that led to more work is ever going to be a Hollywood Classic, the reality is, if she wasn’t always talking about herself, no one would even remember her or any of her work…

I can’t imagine in 40 years people masturbating to any of her work, in fact I can’t imagine anyone masturbating to any of her work now. I don’t even think Brad Pitt jerks off to memories of fucking her when he hides in the bathroom for some alone time….

THis level of obnoxious entertains me…and it is all about me people.

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I don’t know what is going on in this pic of Gwyneth Paltrow showing off her healthy living, healthy eating, healthy bikini body…but I know I love it…

Not necessarily because I am not as offended or turned off of Gwyneth Paltrow as I should be knowing her age and more importantly knowing she’s in her 40s and still just some privileged rich kid who only matters cuz her dad was in the industry….she kinda has a hot body…

But because whoever edited out the other person in the pic, left for something magical and ridiculous that makes me laugh…and laughing is sometimes all we need, even if I don’t generally believe in laughter as an activity…

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A few hours ago…the internet was shat on like it was my face at a german S&M club…when Stella McCartney posted a picture of her friend, our enemy, Gwyneth Paltrow in a Stella McCartney Bikini, doing a little Vegan jump, all old and totally not erotic, not that Gwyneth Paltrow has the ability to be erotic, but she does have the ability to leverage her dad’s connections into becoming an A-Lister…without really ever deserving it, which is always nice to see, especially 15 years later, while half naked…or not…ever…maybe this would be better if she was wearing a snow-suit..but then again, she isn’t fat..so I’ll let it slide…

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Gwyneth Paltrow is in a movie where Mark Rufalo and his silly sounding voice is a sex addict trying to have a normal relationship after a bunch of years of sex addiction sobriety…in what I guess is an attempt for both of them to have a little “independent” film work in efforts to legitimize their billion dollar Action movie Avengers selling out…

Well the trailer dropped and I guess it was only natural that from a production that made the ill decision of casting Gwyneth Paltrow, more bad decisions would follow, like getting her 40 year old mom body in lingerie, and worse…putting it in the trailer, so people like me post about it – pointing and laughing, even though I’d probably mouth fuck her underwear whether it was on her or not, so hard and long that it would dissolve from the moisture..

Well, I guess shit got me talking, proving yet again that marketing to men is pretty easy..it just takes a little half nakedness.

Here’s the trailer

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