A few hours ago…the internet was shat on like it was my face at a german S&M club…when Stella McCartney posted a picture of her friend, our enemy, Gwyneth Paltrow in a Stella McCartney Bikini, doing a little Vegan jump, all old and totally not erotic, not that Gwyneth Paltrow has the ability to be erotic, but she does have the ability to leverage her dad’s connections into becoming an A-Lister…without really ever deserving it, which is always nice to see, especially 15 years later, while half naked…or not…ever…maybe this would be better if she was wearing a snow-suit..but then again, she isn’t fat..so I’ll let it slide…

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