Gwyneth Paltrow’s ass looks pretty good for an old as fuck demon mother in a bikini…..I guess it’s a testament of being a skinny vapid cunt…that probably has herpes since she’s been in the game for a long time, she’s dated a lot of dudes in the game who are dirtbags and someone….very close insider…told me that Jennifer Lawrence got Herpes from Chris Martin so….connect the fucking dots…this isn’t PeeWee’s playhouse….but we’ve got it all figured out…

You can’t get herpes from looking at pics of old ladies who likely have herpes…but sometimes when I wish you could go blind…because old ladies in bikinis depress me….even when they don’t look that bad…they are bad….maybe she’s better in person…who cares…

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I never found entitled Gwyneth Paltrow hot. I never understood why A-Listers dated her, because at the time, I didn’t know that you had to be a bisexual weirdo to be a male actor, as it is the least masculine activity a man could do, as he rehearses his lines in the mirror…not that masculinity is a thing, see earlier post today where I address gender norms and issues….they don’t exist…

I only liked Gwyneth Paltrow in one movie, Royal Tennenbaums, not because I am a hipster who attaches myself to the cliche movie directors but because I am a pervert who likes brother sister romance….

I have never really been into what she’s about, and this whole Goop thing is ridiculous to me, she’s a health and wellness specialist because she found ways to live the good life with her stupid money and rich kid inheritance…making her advice condescending an full of shit, but moms believe in her…they think she’s some kind of god or cult leader and it may be because she fucked Coldplay, Brad Pitt and many other men…or because she speaks to them about bad anal sex and how it’s not like it is in porn…because apparently she’s watching the wrong porn …where it’s not some amateur couple fucking up the ass..shit everywhere…because she’s a coddled idiot and her assistants who pull up her porn links for her don’t know better…

She’s in a bikini with the guy I assume she fucks…and she’s an old, well rested, well fed mom…..and this is what it looks like….good enough to write a bullshit article about apparently…

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Gwyneth Paltrow is a bikini covergirl for some Women’s Health magazine despite being 100 years old and more importantly a cunt…

She’s so detached from reality, spoiled, delusional, rich as fuck, and living her spoiled brat bubble….but at least she’s got abs…at 100 years old…while being a mom..that’s pretty good…I guess…I mean she’s also got nothing better to do with herself than eat clean and workout…especially while being LA based where the majority of these vapid cunts who think they have substance and depth…when really they are just annoying…as fuck…in their bullshit pretentious bullshit…But at least she’s got abs…

I didn’t find her hot when she was supposed to be hot…and I don’t find her hot now…but I respect a skinny bitch in an era of fat as fuck everywhere I look…

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Gwyneth Paltrow is the worst…but This is porn to someone…

Someone with a foot fetish…because I can’t imagine anyone ever jerking off to Gwyneth Paltrow…not her husband, her boyfriends over the years, not Brad Pitt, or whoever else this rich Hollywood brat has let in her like it was a Jade Egg, before she knew about Jade Eggs because she was just a rich kid party slut trying to figure out the best scam to feed her fucking ego…

But maybe there’s someone out there who’s jerked off to her…but I think the star of this shoot is her feet – and the only people who will care are a handful of women’s march girls who need a dick in their ass…and…they don’t matter to us…so it’s for the foot fetishists…

I wonder where those nasty little toes have been inserted over the course of her career…

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Apparently this is Gwyneth Paltrow in a see through outfit, I have never had any interest in seeing Gwyneth Paltrow in see through anything, I am pretty sure that I’ve seen at least one of her nude pictures, and it was uneventful…and back when she was in her 20s…an era where all these dudes who I just assumed were gay would date her like she was something special. I’ve always found her a lie, nepotism created, uninteresting…and entitled…and that alone prevents me from doing the zoom in to possibly see her old lady mom nipple…but she obviously has fans, people like her, and since I am accommodating…this is as deep as I’ll go into this…while being annoyed that I’ve gone this far into this…when really I should be doing more important things in life…like sexting…in real life…with girls…because going up to random girls and saying “send nudes”….is a social experiment that should be a viral video…but instead is something I do just for myself…because I think some things should be sacred…Gwyneth Paltrow is not one of those things…I mean…unless being sacred means being sacrificed…which would be ideal….rid the world of one more parasite…or try to find her nipple..

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I didn’t find Gwyneth Paltrow hot when she was hot….or at her hottest…because I didn’t find her hot. I just took her for what she was, and LA rich kid with a connected dad, that allowed her to take her trust fund into meetings with his friends who would cast her in movies, because Hollywood is an insular bullshit system that has inflated the value of garbage content by pretending it is art, but if it was actual art, why is it all driven by money, cash and bullshit flash that makes people think they are doing something of value…

So I don’t find this photoshopped, weirdo version of herself…that doesn’t even look like her or a human…but a cartoon of her..that is not hot…but she was never hot, not then, not in a one piece and heels…not ever…

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Gwyneth Paltrow is perfect for SELF magazine, because this bitch is always talking about her self, she’s so fucking into herself, she’s even started a “lifestyle blog” about herself, because when you’re rich and spoiled, raised rich and connected in Hollywood….where everyone is all about themselves, it is pretty hard to not be about your self….

All these SELF and Shape magazines do the cheesiest, photoshopped, garbage shoots, so we can assume old, yet well fed and rested mom, because how could someone so into themselves not take care of themselves into their 40s, the cock and coke was more of a teens and 20s thing…

I am not into Gwyneth Paltrow, I never liked her in any of her movies, except Royal Tennenbaums, which I guess is when she peaked…but these pictures from a magazine you know she talked about herself, where there are probably some ridiculous quotes that I refuse to read is up there with being pure FICTION…..

As you all know, she’s the worst, but I’ll still post the sports bra…

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Gwyneth Paltrow terrifies me….so seeing her with her skirt unzipped like she’s ready to get fucked by her husband in some sterile, spiritual, heavily produced sex that she’s scheduled into her busy life, because she’s got that vibe of anal without the anal…only for her husband to divorce her because her bullshit is just too much to handle…

I never found Gwyneth Paltrow hot, but she’s fucked a bunch of celebrities in her time, because that’s what growing up in the industry with a famous director father does to a girl…it throws her into this world and gives her a career based on her “talent” alone…at least that’s probably what she tells herself when doing vagina steaming rituals …or whatever nonsense she’s up to and getting press for….nonsense that I assume she’s just using to troll us with, knowing she’s too old to play the hot character in movies, sitting on a pile of money, why not get the attention you can get when you can get it…even if it’s for being some ridiculous west coast bullshit trying to find substance, purpose, health, while probably railing lines of coke…because all these people are full of shit..

The one good thing about her…is….that she’s not fat…even when old and a mom…but warning, she’s still Gwyneth Paltrow.

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I would hate that I am loving these Gwyenth Paltrow ass pics for what I assume is her lifestyle blog…

For reasons like her being old, her being white privilege with a career handed to her by her now dead father, because I am going to assume she was his little baby in his second or third marriage and he wanted to give her everything to make up for his other kids he neglected while being Hollywood…and her being old…I didn’t even find her hot when all the actors were fucking her at the peak of her career in her late 20s….

But I have no shame and actually don’t mind checking out a hot ass on anything, even if I hate everything it represents…I mean they are just pics…and they look fucking good thanks to extreme zoom washing out the disgusting we know is there…She’s like an instagram model…

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I know Gwyneth Paltrow is an overrated rich kid, turned celebrity, like a Kardashian before the Kardashians, who thanks to her director dad, got jobs. We call her the Tori Spelling of movies, put into the right parties…and right places…and her vagina filled with the right cock…and throughout her career she’s been interesting once, in Royal Tennenbaums..

I am more into all the hate she gets with her lifestyle brand, on some Oprah shit, where she gets all preachy as a rich cunt who can afford these alternative diets and lifestyles, totally unrelatable to most, but inspiring to some rich career women, all about the detox, and other treatments…

But I am only into it because it’s typical ego driven famous person lies…because if her diet was so great, and her excercise program so good, what does it look like her mom ass is cellulite ridden and even melting…fucking yuppies..the worst.

These pics are so gross…but you’d still bury your face in it, and the sad thing is so would I….

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