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2017

03

Apr

Anal Queen Gwyneth Paltrow Muffin topping in a Bikini of the Day

I never found entitled Gwyneth Paltrow hot. I never understood why A-Listers dated her, because at the time, I didn’t know that you had to be a bisexual weirdo to be a male actor, as it is the least masculine activity a man could do, as he rehearses his lines in the mirror…not that masculinity is a thing, see earlier post today where I address gender norms and issues….they don’t exist…

I only liked Gwyneth Paltrow in one movie, Royal Tennenbaums, not because I am a hipster who attaches myself to the cliche movie directors but because I am a pervert who likes brother sister romance….

I have never really been into what she’s about, and this whole Goop thing is ridiculous to me, she’s a health and wellness specialist because she found ways to live the good life with her stupid money and rich kid inheritance…making her advice condescending an full of shit, but moms believe in her…they think she’s some kind of god or cult leader and it may be because she fucked Coldplay, Brad Pitt and many other men…or because she speaks to them about bad anal sex and how it’s not like it is in porn…because apparently she’s watching the wrong porn …where it’s not some amateur couple fucking up the ass..shit everywhere…because she’s a coddled idiot and her assistants who pull up her porn links for her don’t know better…

She’s in a bikini with the guy I assume she fucks…and she’s an old, well rested, well fed mom…..and this is what it looks like….good enough to write a bullshit article about apparently…

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