We all know that Gwyneth Paltrow is not the most beautiful person in the world. I mean there are just so many flaws with her spoiled brat look and personality that it’s obviously a lie. Unlike the rest of America, we don’t believe the lie and we know that People magazine is hardly an objective, credible source in a position to determine who is the most beautiful anything. What People are is a tabloid for fat, dumb, brainless people, who just don’t know better. They read it, they believe it, and they go back to cashing welfare checks, getting beat by their husbands, or working their shit job for 20k a year. We are not all created equally.

What I can tell you is that the way the entertainment industry works, is simple. It is corporately run and the corporations decide what is best for the magazines to print. Whether it was last year’s J.Lo when she got cast to be on American Idol while she just released an album, or now Gwyneth, who is pushing Iron Man 3.

You see she Gwyneth is represented by a major publicist, Iron Man is represented by a major Publicist, both are virtually powerhouses to a magazine like People.

People get their scoops and their exclusives from these publicists, and all that publicist has to say is “we’ll pay you to feature Gwyneth thanks to Iron Man 3 budget, or you can stick to your editorial integrity, which you don’t have and we will never give you another story again”…to which their boss, who is probably owned by the same companies that make the movies, says, “let’s go with Gwyneth”..

It’s all a lie, take it in, here are her pics pretending to be the Most Beautiful, while none of them are spread vaginas, making me unable to decide if inf act she is.

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Gwyneth Paltrow showed off her skinny old lady mom body for Harper’s Bazaar, and as much as people shit on her for her insanity, I appreciate that she’s not fat, because fat chicks are the fucking worst…to look at, to fuck, to smell, to sit next to on the bus…and I am going to endorse this Paltrow twat in whatever spiritual fucked up rich kid shit she is doing…whether it is eating Vegan or breast feeding her family while braiding her fucking pussy hair, the key is that she’s still skinny enough to look at and not.

Society has gone fat and hate skinny people who try to be healthy. It’s like if you’re not eating a burger, you’re a fucking loser, and the side-effect to all that skinny bitches, which happen to be my favorite, are a dying breed. It’s tragic.

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Gwyneth Paltrow was filming some shitty movie because Hollywood is insular and they cast the same idiots for the same concept movies over and over and over again because like me…they like to beat a dead horse since the public will buy anything…you idiots….

That said, they put her in bike spandex, made her ride her bike, and the paparazzi got a shot of her pussy eating her seat, the basis of my bike seat sniffing fetish I always get caught attempting to live out when hot girls on hot days dock their bike on a lamp post and head into the market to buy lunch…

Don’t confuse this for me thinking Gwyneth Paltrow is someone hot enough to jerk off to…I just have this habit of posting useless pictures of useless people who people think are important all day…

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Here are some pictures of Steven Spielberg following his god daughter Gwyneth Paltrow around in the bikini, clearly for masturbation purposese later in the night, cuz that’s what people who like following their god daughters around in bikini with a video camera are usually doing….it is generally not because he’s practicing his filmaking, you know that excuse doesn’t work when you’ve a billionaire filmmaker…damn you career for getting in the way of my creeping perversions….

I hate to admit it but her ass looks amazing…maybe I’m just horny and not processing the fact she’s Gwyneth Paltrow, annoying mom…luckily her ass actually looks like this….and they got a pic of it…now I can go back to hating her….ok…that’s better now…

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Gwyneth Paltrow can single handedly ruin leather pant fetishes on a global level when she slips her boring, unattractive, awkward shape body into a pair…what the fuck is she thinking, oh right that she’s a princess cuz her daddy always told her she was even after he called all his industry friends to give her a fucking career…bullshit.

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Gwyneth Paltrow is one of those women who other women find so fucking gorgeous, but men just sit and wonder what the fuck these bitches are talking about. See I’ve never met a dude who talks about how bad he wants to fuck this bitch, whether she was topless in a movie or the love interest in a movie or not, she just has zero sex appeal, but for some reason any girl you talk to will go off about how her body is so amazing, and how she’s a classic beauty and all these other shit, I don’t get where it stems from, but I do know she’s in these bikini pictures and the only good thing I can say about it is at least she’s not fat, which I guess in some ways makes her hot enough to fuck, but then again so does the fact that she’s got a vagina. Guys are generally just that easy….but it doesn’t make her as special as you all think she is…that’s all I have to say about that.

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I don’t say this often, because I am a pervert, and I love pussy of all states, sizes and forms but I am pretty happy Gwyneth Paltrow is wearing underwear, which is saying a lot about how unattractive and annoying I think she is, because I generally stare at all pussy, no matter how battered, abused, stretched out, or kids it has had….I like to analyze every lip fold, discoloration, ingrown hair, or rash….and I have had my mouth on pussy far worse than anything Gwyneth Paltrow is packin’, but despite all those facts, I still feel good that she’s leaving a little to the imagination, but unfortunately she’s not leaving everything to the imagination, by staying the fuck at home so we can forget she exists…

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I really have absolutely nothing to say about Gwyneth Paltrow. I wouldn’t care if this dress magically rotated exposing her weathered mom pussy, even if had a tampon half sticking out of it, or if there was gerbil tail hanging out of it, or even if she had a midget under the dress, strapped to her leg with his arm up in her, because I’ve never had any interest in this bitch. She is ugly. She is boring. There is nothing erotic about her, skin exposed or not….

She is a product of her father, she only got work cuz of her father, she is only famous cuz of her father and if he didn’t hook her up and wasn’t who he was, she’d probably be a secretary or something equally uninteresting that nobody would notice….

So even with her fame, I am a firm believer that she should be ignored, especially with threats like this of her showing off her genitals, and that’s exactly what I am not doing by posting this picture….She’s won this time…..

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