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2011

12

Oct

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Ass in Tights on a Bike of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow was filming some shitty movie because Hollywood is insular and they cast the same idiots for the same concept movies over and over and over again because like me…they like to beat a dead horse since the public will buy anything…you idiots….

That said, they put her in bike spandex, made her ride her bike, and the paparazzi got a shot of her pussy eating her seat, the basis of my bike seat sniffing fetish I always get caught attempting to live out when hot girls on hot days dock their bike on a lamp post and head into the market to buy lunch…

Don’t confuse this for me thinking Gwyneth Paltrow is someone hot enough to jerk off to…I just have this habit of posting useless pictures of useless people who people think are important all day…

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