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Kate Beckinsale’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I was first introduced to Kate Beckinsale by a virgin loser you could probably relate to. He invited me to his apartment cuz he was trying to collect me as a friend cuz collecting was all he knew and I was trying to get free beer. He put in the Movie underwood and told me it was the 50th time he watched it and it’s at the point where he can recite it and reenact it as soon as he finds other virgin losers to perform it with him in the park between medeval sword fighting simulation….and dude couldn’t contain his excitement a director’s cut was coming out cuz it was like a whole new movie, before showing me 3 photo albums of her pictures cut out and cropped, the creepiest of the pics being his head and her head cut out on a porn pic….

All this to say, I was never that much of a fan, but she’s pushing 40, her ass is amazing, she gets half naked, despite being a mom, and above all she’s from the UK, all odds against her…but for some reason…she remains spectacular……

Here are some bikini pics…

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  • Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD (rescinded)

    You can just tell she loves getting cornholed.

  • cowbulls

    Kate is a hot MILF. Other than Cindy Crawford, she may be the hottest MILF.