I don’t say this often, because I am a pervert, and I love pussy of all states, sizes and forms but I am pretty happy Gwyneth Paltrow is wearing underwear, which is saying a lot about how unattractive and annoying I think she is, because I generally stare at all pussy, no matter how battered, abused, stretched out, or kids it has had….I like to analyze every lip fold, discoloration, ingrown hair, or rash….and I have had my mouth on pussy far worse than anything Gwyneth Paltrow is packin’, but despite all those facts, I still feel good that she’s leaving a little to the imagination, but unfortunately she’s not leaving everything to the imagination, by staying the fuck at home so we can forget she exists…

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