Gwyneth Paltrow is one of those women who other women find so fucking gorgeous, but men just sit and wonder what the fuck these bitches are talking about. See I’ve never met a dude who talks about how bad he wants to fuck this bitch, whether she was topless in a movie or the love interest in a movie or not, she just has zero sex appeal, but for some reason any girl you talk to will go off about how her body is so amazing, and how she’s a classic beauty and all these other shit, I don’t get where it stems from, but I do know she’s in these bikini pictures and the only good thing I can say about it is at least she’s not fat, which I guess in some ways makes her hot enough to fuck, but then again so does the fact that she’s got a vagina. Guys are generally just that easy….but it doesn’t make her as special as you all think she is…that’s all I have to say about that.

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