Gwyneth Paltrow’s ass looks pretty good for an old as fuck demon mother in a bikini…..I guess it’s a testament of being a skinny vapid cunt…that probably has herpes since she’s been in the game for a long time, she’s dated a lot of dudes in the game who are dirtbags and someone….very close insider…told me that Jennifer Lawrence got Herpes from Chris Martin so….connect the fucking dots…this isn’t PeeWee’s playhouse….but we’ve got it all figured out…

You can’t get herpes from looking at pics of old ladies who likely have herpes…but sometimes when I wish you could go blind…because old ladies in bikinis depress me….even when they don’t look that bad…they are bad….maybe she’s better in person…who cares…

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