A few days ago I saw some headline that I am sure wasn’t fake news about how Gwyneth Paltrow feels like no one understands her “irreverent” sense of humor…

Looks like these bikini pics at 50+ are part of that sense of humor….cuz it’s gotta be a joke…

Serious question, is anyone jerking off to Gwyneth Paltrow? Has anyone ever jerked off to Gwyneth Paltrow? To completion? If you said yes, I don’t believe you and I know people jerk off to some of the weirdest shit imaginable…but jerking off to Paltrow is UNFATHOMABLE… I bet I’ve never used the world unfathomable on this site….after 17 years….that’s more interesting facts than Paltrow in bikini…

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