Here is a picture of People Magazin’s Most Beautiful People’s abs.

Here’s more proof that People Magazine was paid off to say J.Lo was the World’s Most Beautiful person, not that you really needed proof about the shit, it was pretty fucking obvious, you know on her 40th bithday alone, that being named People Magazine’s most beautiful person was something that just would never happen to her, unless she paid….

I mean bitch is a chunky mom, who I guess let the stamp of approval get to her head, giving her the confidence to go out in a tube top you’d expect on the beach, with the craziest set of Best Buy teeth I’ve ever seen….which is clearly unrelated and I feel bad laughing at, cuz she’s just a minimum wage worker living her dream, you know giving her one perk of her job that fucking sucks, that keeps her from killing herself, but I had to point it out, cuz they are looking at me like they want to eat me, and I’m staring cuz better her teeth that J.Lo’s gut…TRUE STORY.

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