The only reason I am posting month old pictures of J.Lo in a bikini, is because old is what J.Lo is and what J.Lo does, and if anything she’d be happy we were pushing pics of a younger her, even if that younger her is still fucking old…

Like expired milk, who looks like she may have drank too much milk, and based on her boyfriend and ex-husband, the homo kind, there’s really no going back to a place where she’s not exipired…it’s one of those been done, already done, it’s over we can’t turn back time like Cher wished for, we can just change genders

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You wanna know what this Casper the Friendly Gold Digger is thinking right about now….”Too bad she’s menopausal”…

True fucking story, cuz knocking up a bitch like J.Lo means being set for fucking life…and really the fact that she’s J.Lo makes her semi more interesting than the dudes he was banging before her, you know at dance practice…before deciding it was time to go straight, cuz being gay was a one way ticket to HIV…and J.Lo’s life was so glamorous and appealing….

I hate J.Lo, she is too old, trying too hard, but even I’d consider trying to knock her up for the private jets. I’m a user like that….I’d even pu up with her bullshit cuz it is better than thankless work…it’s just too bad she’s menopausal and can’t get knocked up….I’m with you Casper the friendly gold digger….but keep on trying…maybe it’ll stick…Lottery winning every day.

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J.Lo doesn’t realize that she’s old. She has it in her head that she’s still got it going on. I blame all the positive reinforcement her staff give her everyday….coupled with photoshop and lighting…that makes her feel like she’s the fucking best thing in the world and deserves to be seen by the masses….when in reality she’s in her 40s and a mom of twins….it is like bitch has made enough money in this game….can’t she make some room for the up and comers…you know retire gracefully….you know stop acting like she’s 20 and a popstar….you know not believing what her 20 year old boyfriend trying to K-Fed her and who was gay before getting with her says about how good she looks naked….even if I don’t mind looking at her naked….because I’m a sick fuck, don’t use me and a gaughe of what should and shouldn’t strip….use logic…and facts….and fact is….this bitch’s time is done like Donna Summer….what too soon?

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The thing that amazes me abou J.Lo….you know being a rational human who has no interest in 40 year old Divas who pulled off a great scam and had great timing in what I call a dark time for America…is that people still talk about her like she matters…and not just that she matters…but that she’s hot and her ass is rocking or some shit….like she’s not a 40 year old mom of twins with a bad attitude who has been given too much….

You see cuz I just assumed her only fans were the millions of latino women who were only doing it cuz they are loyal…and maybe a few black guys who like fat sloppy ass…but that’s not reality….people are into this and that fucks with my head….and needs to be stopped….there is nothing good about J.Lo…she’s all bad.

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I don’t find J.Lo hot. I never did….If anything I wish she was Selena and not the bitch who became famous for playing Selena….You know killed off by her fan club president….instead of going on to be this monster that she is today..

I don’t care what People said when her PR people were planning her comeback from having Satan’s devil babies with that Mark Anthony horror movie character….

I don’t care how much her ass was marketed, or about the Latin invasion of the late 90s.

I don’t care how rich she is, or that she is on TV…and I don’t care about her nipples being hard in a tight dress that makes her ass pop….cuz I know she’s wearing SPANX….and I know she’s wasn’t interesting in her prime…and sure as hell not interesting int he tail end of her career that wouldn’t exist if hispanics weren’t so loyal….emotionally driven…and numerous….

But I’m posting the pic anyway…cuz it is my duty as a Martinez.

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Did you know that according to People Magazine, J.Lo was the most beautiful woman in the world….the entire fucking world…J.Lo…a hag in her 40s with a set of twins and a freakish ex-husband….the most beautiful woman in the world…..a pussy tainted by Diddy and Afleck….over 2 decades ago….the most beautiful person in the world….pretty hard to believe right? Makes you wonder who the fuck the hacks at People magazine are…or more importantly, who is running their payroll…..

I can never get over that…I will never get over it….It is American Injustice someone needs to investigative report….bullshit lies that burn my eyes even a year after the fact….

And here she is having a very shitty, uninspiring upskirt….for those of you who, like me, like looking up skirt.

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I think every day needs to be rudely interupted by J.Lo in a bikini….I mean she is the most beautiful person in the world according to People Magazine, and they don’t lie…they don’t get paid off by publicists ever….they are a hard hitting, investigative journalism, only print the facts quality publication that’s not useless smut in any fucking way…you see cuz obviously J.Lo….at 45 and a mother…is not the most beautiful anything…except maybe Judge on idol, but the more Steve Tyler embraces his inner woman…that title’s not even fact….

Either way, no idea what these photoshopped shitty pics are for or what they are from…but I’m posting them anyway cuz that’s just what J.Lo the overratted spoiled cunt does to me….

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I know what you’re thinking…when aren’t J.LO bathing suit pics not shitty….and if they are always shitty then doesn’t that baseline the shit and just makes them J.LO bathing suit pics….but the truth is…If we’re gonna get this far in of J.LO in a bathing suit…I prefer when I can see her fucking ass in full….obviously….Yeah, I know she bought most beautiful peoople title…but that doesn’t make her a most beautiful person…who shouldn’t keep her clothes on….but if she’s gonna get half naked or not…then do it right…not half assed….literally…

Here are the pics of her and some Dick Clark motherfucker….

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