I don’t watch soccer. I mean I don’t watch any sports, I find them all really homoerotic. Just a bunch of dudes running back and forth with very little purpose other than to win some arbitrary title that really doesn’t mean much…I get it, the whole athleticism and talent and all that other shit, even the excitement or whatever, but I find the whole thing dumb…but I guess not as dumb as the fans…

That said, soccer has got to be the most ridiculous in terms of fan base. Shit is international, yet every soccer fan in the world has a faux hawk, Adidas tapered track pants and a look in his twinkle toe, light on his feet eyes, that if it wasn’t against the fabric of his culture, he’d suck dick..

NOw I am in to a lot of things gays are into, anal sex, drugs, hot model bitches…not having kids…getting my dick sucked all the time…but the closet cases…who would accept J.Lo and Pitbull as their opening ceremony act, because they are so fabulous, and even celebrate them because of the Latina connection…despite being 100 years old and not Brazilian…instead of turning it into a middle ages Gladiator death match…or riot like a soccer riot should be…but maybe I’m being too sensitive…I mean if J.Lo wasn’t booked for that nonsense, we’d never have this gem of her gyrating she posted on Facebook…she is resilient…she never gives up.

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