J.Lo wore hooker boots and since it’s not the 90s, hooker boots are hardly porno enough to get excited over, but apparently J.Lo still thinks it’s the 90s and that people actually find her hot enough to wear hooker boots, you know in a suggestive way to let us think we have a chance with her if we have 100 bucks and a back alley, but the reality is she’s not hot, she’s a mom, and this is totally inappropriate, and even the suggestion of her being a hooker, should be enough to get her kid taken away from her by social services, like they did to my friend who they thought was a hooker, just because she offered to suck dick to an undercover for baby formula…he didn’t realize what she meant from baby formula was his cum, she’s addicted to the shit, that’s why she has 8 kids to begin with….but that’s got nothing to do with J.Lo…it just has to do with other Spic trash that J.Lo shoulda ended up like, but some how she fucked someone right and tricked a fucking nation….either way here are some pics….

Here she is in a miserable Marilyn Monroe rendition for George Lopez because he’s Spic too and Spic’s do these things for each other and the whole thing is really unoriginal and uninteresting….but you hold onto the past and have trouble moving on, that’s all part of being a fuckin loser….

Pics via Fame

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