J.Lo captioned some photoshopped picture of her in a white swimsuit “This is me now”…which weirdly dramatic, at least elementary school level of drama, like a Taylor Swift song level of drama….but when you’re audience are a bunch of sad, loser, half retards…I guess that speaks to their sadness.

I guess J.Lo is celebrating her birthday, not her incoming death day….by stripping down and showing off her body, or a version of her body she’s pretending is her body on social media.

J.Lo’s a fraud, so this is likely fraudulent, but all part of her marketing of herself, which clearly needs an overhaul after losing the interest of all her fans and being forced to cancel her tour, when she thought she’d score like she was Taylor Swift, because her fans are as dumb as Taylor Swifts….

The real victim in all this is Ben Affleck, who in a drunken stupor accidentally revisted old pussy, literal old pussy and throwback Thursday cuz he was already there pussy….while being Ben Affleck and able to fuck basically every single hot chick on instagram at the same time if he was willing to throw money at that concept, or find a brand sponsor for that concept…but instead got back with some weathered psychopath overachiever who thinks she’s awesome and believes her own hype….

Poor Ben Affleck..

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