Old Lady J.Lo or someone who is pretending to be J.Lo on the J.Lo social media content stream, because I have facial recognition blindness and can’t tell if J.Lo actually looks like this, or maybe her face injections she probably denies, and her facetune that she gets professionally done because she can afford to hire an after effects artist for her social media channels, just makes her look like a hybrid J.Lo….who cares…

I didn’t buy into J.Lo when she first went viral and they wanted us to fall for girls with diaper wearing looking asses….so I’m not going to be into her in her retirement years as she does her best 55-plus community dweller holding onto that youthful dream….

If anything, I find it pretty vulgar that she doesn’t take shit behind the camera to let other chicks take her place in the world of bad pop music and bad acting….because she’s a triple threat, who is also a threat to quality and integrity of an artform, all for the sake of money grubbing.

I realize she believes her hype, which is probably why she takes barely slutty selfies for her feed, like a “look at me casual in bed, with some cleavage, where I fuck, but where I won’t let you watch me fuck, since Afleck’s got ED….thanks to also being old and forced to fuck her old diaper wearing looking ass….that is old enough to be an actual diaper wearing ass and not just an ass that looks like it is in diaper…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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