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2019

25

Jan

Jennifer Lopez Bra of the Day

Jennifer Lopez is posting slutty fitness pics of herself in a sports bra, as all the girls are doing, in a “Are they going to the gym for fitness”…or “are they going to the gym to wear a slutty outfit they can post on IG”….while we all know J.Lo is a triple threat….a fucking egotistical narcissist who is competitive and wants to win at everything and has a team, the energy, and money to win….so here she is doing what it fucking takes to win. She didn’t build this empire for nothing…more money than she knows what to do with, but all she really cares about is people thinking she’s hot…and the older she gets the harder it is to pull that off.

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Jennifer Lopez Tits Blue Bra Tight Leggings

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2019

21

Jan

J.Lo’s Mom Pussy Eats Her Leggings of the Day

J.Lo gets a lot of love in the female media outlets for being fierce, or hot, or amazing….captions or headlines like “J.Lo’s still got it”…or “You can’t expire this old weathered bitch”…because we are in an era of supporting each other, not bullying each, not shaming each other…even though some people should be fucking shamed….like J.Lo…

She’s old even with the face injections, and despite trying to defy science and biology with trainers, with nutritionists, with chefs, with face injections and lipo…did I mention face injections…

But she’s also J.Lo, the Latin Fever icon, who the Puerto Rican’s will fucking love long after she’s dead because she brings them hope. She is one of their own, who couldn’t speak the language who made it…and that’s why she does it…people are still excited about her…but not as excited as her half dead vagina probably is being rubbed up hard by her leggings that are a few sizes too small, her pussy lips a few sizes too big, they’ve been around a while. They’ve seen some shit…

Here you go you perverts.

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2018

31

Oct

Jennifer Lopez Getting Slutty for a Magazine of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Slutty for Fashion Magazine 2

Here’s J.Lo in some magazine wearing the silliest of dresses because it is more of a cape…as it doesn’t really cover 25-50 percent of her…allowing her to show off her fitness and thickness in it’s 50s like she was still in her 20s because a huge amount of money goes into her trying to look as good as she can for as long as she can thanks to being rich and being vain.

This is the kind of photo people will celebrate, they will call fierce and daring and inspiring, partially because the media is fake and sucks up to all these people all the fucking time….I’ve seen it for my entire existence as a blogger…like no one wants to call out an old whore for being an old whore…but instead want to pretend this shamelessness and exhibitionism is empowering…

I remember when I first saw publicist spin stories many years ago and I laughed because the media ran the spun story because they didn’t want to be ousted by the celebrity, network, or whoever else was behind the publicist….they didn’t want to lose advertisers…so they just gave into the powers that be…

Now, I don’t midn this J.Lo in a cape, not all cape wearers are heroes bullshit, but it is a little fucking shameless and attention seeking, like the old lady at the night club showing everyone her pussy to get noticed or entice someone to fuck her…because they are too busy looking at young hot chicks dance…you know what I mean…it’s a Look at me, I’ve sucked mad dick and can do things to you a young girl doesn’t even know exists, only she doesn’t realize that young girls grew up on porn and are WELL aware of what they need to do to get things done…

Here’s a celebration of having a chef, trainer, all the beauty products, strategic cosmetic surgery….and all the other shit J.Lo puts into looking her best at 50….and ideally it acts as inspiration for all girls to wear dresses like this out in public…from Prom to Bar Mitzvahs to Weddings and funerals….integrate this look…

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2018

02

Oct

J.Lo Concert Highlight Reel of the Day

Here is the highlight of the J.Lo Vegas show…

That’s all I have to say about an aged hag with an ego….

One of those annoying over achievers who has won at life and is still not stopping because she’s either got an ego that makes her feel she needs to share herself with the world, or a fear of retiring because there’s all this money out there to make, since people are still into J.Lo and want to throw money at her…and not just Puerto Ricans who have survived the hurricane who use her as a beacon of hope, you know a symbol of what can be done with their American passports on the mainland, but actual Americans too…(lol).

What I am saying is that in this world of recycled shit, the following of the social media accounts, the afterlife or halflife or life of these celebrities and Kardashians just goes on and on and on…

We can’t get rid of them, or their fat asses you’d think they’d be too old to want to show, like why boter, but that you can’t help but show, cuz that’s what showmen do….

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2018

31

Aug

J.Lo Slutty of the Day

I wonder if J.Lo is suffering from early onslaught dementia…or if she’s just crazy…or maybe it’s just ego and a fear of getting old…doing whatever she can to stay youthful, appealing, attractive, fit all while pretending to not be old, despite being old.

There is no such thing as aging gracefully in a world of vain cunts and botox fillers…it’s like these women can keep the lie going for a long fucking time despite having all the money to sit back and let other bitches in on the action….

It’s the stripper bound for the day shift still working the night shift…

I don’t get it, but maybe it’s cuz I am lazy and find pleasure in staring at the wall, not proving myself to millions of people that I have an ass worth fucking…on stage whilst dancing.

Maybe I am the one with the fucked up priorities.

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2018

30

Jul

J Lo Tits of the Day

J Lo Big Tits in Tight White Romper

J Lo has tits now, because she’s more than just a fat ass that manipulated Diddy and Ben Affleck in the 90s to matter. You know the Puerto Rican cast to play the Mexican star Selena, in some RACIST FUCKING HOLLYWOOD shit, that no Puerto Rican’s are complaining about because it created their leader J.Lo, and no social Justice Warriors are complaining about because they are trying to figure out their genders while deciding whether ordering Indian food is cultural appropriation if the chef at the indian restaurant isn’t in fact Indian, but Pakistani…you know the real issues at hand…

Or that people like producers and directors fucked the whores trying to be in their movies because they wanted to be in their movies which is as good as any reason to fuck a bitch…especially if you give her the job…

Or that trannies are played by actual trannies and not Jared Leto, or that Asian movies happen with an Asian cast, where the Asians are rich and not convenience store workers getting shot by black people in the projects….

While a fucking Puerto Rican played a Mexican and became fucking J.Lo….

WHAT THE HELL WORLD….

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2018

25

Jul

Jennifer Lopez is 49 of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Birthday Tits in a Bikini

It’s a celebration motherfuckers……J.Lo is old as fuck…but proud of her body….so she’s out in her bikini clickbaiting….to show off to the other 50 year olds that if you’re a psycho rich person with a team of people handling everything your ego can thrive because you don’t have to age as terribly as you normally would if you worked a shit job at a fast food chain like the other Puerto Ricans in your hood….not everyone has the narcissism to be Jenny from the Block…but people amazingly think she’s wonderful, talented, a real fucking star and they celebrate her, and her booty, and I guess her old lady body she’s not about to retire because there’s more money to be made…she hasn’t made enough of it yet…and I guess it’s a nice photo to print up and put on your fridge to motivate your obese wife to stop making excuses.

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2018

24

Jul

Jennifer Lopez Hard Nipples of the Day

You know, as well as I know that Jennifer Lopez took 45 pictures of this post, that she may have even iced her mom nipples while taking this slutty selfie like she’s some kind of instagrammer who isn’t in her 50s, trying to give the fans some exciting J.Lo content, proving she’s still got it, because I guess this is still having it, now with more tits than when she was a tyrant starting out, thanks to whatever work she’s had done, diet and exercise and her kids sucking the fuck out of her nipples so use that to your advantage..

It’s easy to hate J.Lo, but harder to hate on her for posting Gym Selfies, it’s what all the attention seekers do, and even at an old age with a pile of money her ego won’t let her take a break…she’s so thirsty and hungry for more people saying she’s hot…and you have to wonder what went wrong in her childhood that with all she’s done and made scamming, that she’s still wants more….never satisfied….even in her old as fuck age…and I guess that keeps her whorin’.

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2018

13

Jul

J.Lo Sports Bra of the Day

YOU CAN SEE HER MOM DIDDY AND AFLECK FUCKING PUSSY!! There’s nothing exciting about J.Lo, but J.Lo is still J.Lo and the people still fucking love her because she’s J.Lo…and super famous and at a certain level of celebrity the world doesn’t care if you keep bringing out the shit…they just care that they’re out doing it…and I guess it’s a good thing that J.Lo is such a fucking ego, she’s refused to let herself get fat and disgusting because even if she did all her loyal fans would still love that fat ass and the body that grew into it…so I can appreciate this cameltoe experience….as much as I can…despite not giving a fuck about J.Lo…

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2018

24

May

J.Lo’s Fat Ass in Leggings of the Day

J.Lo is lucky, because her ass was so massive when she was younger and tighter and collagen was working for her and not against her…that when her ass deflates and empties out all over the fucking place thanks to old people losing control of their bowels especailly after being banged out in the ass so many times by people excited by her ass…

The deflation process still allows her to have some level of roundness, roundness she likely injects to keep round, so that it doesn’t just hang around her knees like some unchanged diaper..

The highlight of these pics is her boldness in wearing white panties, sure she’s menopause no risk of period, but it’s the defecating she can’t control I worry about or would worry about if I was her, cuz I want to see it…

But I guess she’s got her diaper on for that, which is likely what we are staring at here…and deflated shit filled diaper….

On J.Lo…who still brings it even when she shouldn’t bother cuz she’s rich and should just tap out and be lazy and fat like normal 50 year olds.

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Here is her new soul sucking video collab with the hottest artist Cardi B and Khaled – because she’s a mooch bitch…who now speaks Spanish cuz she gets Marketing…she knows share for share “collab” leveraging….

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