Jennifer Lopez is 100 years old.

That’s all I have to say about that.

It’s Friday, write your own damn post.

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J.Lo put up these pictures of herself…where she looked like a drag queen performing at some Latina first communion – and I think it’s worth posting – thanks to J.Lo brainwashing all of us into thinking she’s hot – and continuing to to push that agenda while we remained brainwashed to think J.Lo is still hot….even though I don’t think she was ever hot…but I figure at least she’s trying….and that should be recognized and appreciated….make her more money….

Believe the hype, I mean why not, right….it’s not like we’ve got better things to do.

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J.Lo is 50 years old but still wears really tight pants to show off her really large ass…because the tight pants are needed to hold whatever the fuck this is in place…giving it shape that looks better that a vat of Mashed Potatoes…that I would assume the second those pants come off A Rod has to bury himself in like he was back in Domincan visiting his granny on a day trip to Haiti during the Earthquake and J.Lo’s ass was the weak infratructure of the buildings…right?

Maybe that was a terrible analogy, but I assume her ass is a source of great anal, if you’ve got a 14 inch cock and can get passed this massive fucking cheeks…

What I am going at is, what the hell is J.Lo on, she must be putting in SERIOUS fucking work to maintain whatever it is she’s got…and money..

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I know that the Screen Actor’s Guild awards happened last night, but I don’t fuck with that bullshit…

Not that this is any better, I mean I won’t fuck with some Actor’s union celebrating each other, to perpetuate their relevance so that people find them important enough to pay them all the crazy amounts they make…

But I will fuck with 50 year old J.Lo shaking her ass in concert wearing fetish gear, which most women will say she’s “Slaying It”…or really “giving it” or Hot…and I think most guys would agree…this looks good….especially at 50…but I find it disturbing…and not just because of her GRANNY GUNT.

It’s like keep them asses in your pants…not that you’re wearing pants…I get that she’s probably got nothing better to do than play the hot chick she’s been playing forever to paying fans…I mean it’s made her so much money…keep it up…but there’s nothing wrong with tapping out, getting fat and forgotten, what more does this ego feel the need to prove…seriously….it’s a little shameless…even bragging to all the 50 year olds out there who are broke and fat….and that to me goes against this women’s movement…it’s just giving unrealistic ideas, images, that will somehow be blamed on men.

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J.Lo will not succumb to aging, even if she should. Her ego has been massaged so fucking much for so fucking long that she obviously thinks she’s hot and like she can’t do no wrong..

With that, she’s even convinced her friend who owns Guess? To use her for their campaign, because she’s know for her ass, her ass still has star power and fans and that’s all there is to that…

But as someone who didn’t like J.Lo’s fat ass in the 90s when it entered my life uninvited…like some kind of fat ass sex offender…I don’t really like it now…

Especially when you know that her ass was one of the first to pave the way for people like the Kardashians, when otherwise fat asses would be frowned upon, J.Lo paved the way to get people into ass.

So it’s pushing 50 and you can say “damn looks good for 50″…but who is looking at a 50 year olds ass really, we can do better as a people.

Obviously, none of us would kick her out of bed for losing bladder control, or even bowel control, or really any of the getting older ailments cuz she’s old…

But a Guess? Girl…because nothing in the world makes sense anymore…

Here’s her ass in Jeans,

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Jennifer Lopez has some really thick hips / thighs / in leggings it really showcases how fucking large she is…I mean shit looks like a disability…or a liability…hard to walk with them…but it’s the reason she exists…

I guess the dudes she fucks are really into this…you know the Hispanic and Black types who see it as fertility or femininity….the more cellulite the more likely her baby will have food to suck out of her tit – despite being menopausal…don’t tell her that…she won’t believe it and is so rich that she’s probably paid menopause to back off for a few more decades…because she feels her period goes with her overall look and she can’t give up on that…bio-hack…

I find it interesting that she just keeps on going for this…drive attention to herself…and it must be hard to maintain that body that looks like it doesn’t workout…but that does workout…because it is her marketing hook and without the celebrity pressure she’d likely be 400 pounds sitting on her porch watching a cockfight or some shit hispanic…not that she’s that hispanic, but culturally she is, her ass clearly is… so she can legally appropriate that to get all the fans she has…

Either way, her’s J.Lo in leggings. I kinda like it…

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J.Lo wrote some inspirational bullshit about not giving up in 2018, despite being 100 years old, because she makes so much fucking money and her ego makes her want to strive for more…

To all of the fans and to all my partners who I was so very fortunate to work with this year… Thank you so much!!! Here’s to scaling new heights and surpassing even our wildest dreams…To an amazing 2018!!! You know I’m ready!!
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So be prepared for more J.Lo….

She’s even working out her fat ass for the paparazzi to be strong enough, hot enough, tight bodied enough to take on the new year…

Big Ass Up in the Air…in spandex…porn to someone, likely A.Rod, who jerked off to her when he was in College and now gets to jerk off on her, cuz he’s rich as fuck too.

Getting a head start on her NEW YEAR NEW ME because she’s an over achiever.

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Jennifer Lopez was cast as the Guess? Girl and anyone from the 90s, back when J.Lo was a hot new thing to Hollywood, before she trolled the fuck out of everyone and remained a hot new thing for 4 fucking decades has somehow managed to live out a dream she had when she was Mall-Ratting in Jersey in the 90s looking at all the hot girls they cast saying to her white friends in her hispanic accent “one day that will be me”…and that day has come, but you won’t because unlike all the other Guess? Models she’s a grandmother, old, monster…who we hope gets taken out like she was Anna Nicole…a Guess? Model who matted…

I mean this is some sort of viral prank, or J.Lo bought it and has the power to pull off her pranks cuz she’s J.Lo…but it’s a solid sign that Guess? is building off nostalgia that should be forgotten…

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I didn’t like J.Lo’s fat ass in the 90s when it entered my life uninvited…and I by default I don’t like J.Lo’s fat ass now….it’s pushing 50 and you can say “damn looks good for 50″…or “I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for losing bladder control cuz she’s old”…or “I don’t mind a little grey pussy hair if her pussy hair wasn’t waxed off thanks to being a trashy escort of a woman”…or “I kinda like that she’d have dentures if she wasn’t rich enough to have veneers”…but it’s still pushing 50 and that in and of itself makes her disgusting…and a reminder of all the old ladies in Yoga pants around the world worth fucking, but who shouldn’t be in yoga pants because they are 50…it’s all so depressing this aging process being delayed for rich people with their good diets, trainers and surgeons…you know..

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