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2016

09

May

Grandma J.Lo in a Bikini of the Day

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J.Lo is an old woman who doesn’t get that she’s old…or knows that she’s old and won’t accept that she’s old…because her ego makes her think she’s invincible, a superhero or a superpower…all while throwing herself down all of our throats, to adorning fans who don’t know better because they are probably her age or cultural background and she represents all that is good in the world to them….

I mean that and Gay Dudes…

Who the fuck else would care about J.Lo and her old lady, rich as fuck tits in a bikini, I mean unless you’re strategic and can make her a sugar momma, but we all know that you don’t have that skill set…so in reality….just stare at her tits, even if her showing tits represents all that is wrong with rich people not having anyone with a voice of reason to tell them to cover the fuck up and to phase out of the limelight gracefully..

This bitch will keep doing this til the end of fucking time…the worst.

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2016

05

May

J.Lo’s Tits of the Day

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J.Lo is an old woman who doesn’t get that she’s old…or knows that she’s old and won’t accept that she’s old…because her ego makes her think she’s invincible, a superhero or a superpower…all while throwing herself down all of our throats, to adorning fans who don’t know better, but feel they should support even when they don’t want to since they always have…and they can’t give up on her now…she’s done so much by exploiting a culture, but still being a figurehead of a culture…bringing that culture to the mainstream..it must be a hispanic thing…

She’s out with her tits out for the paparazzi because she’s a celebrity, she’s got tits, and she wants them seen…otherwise her and her pile of money wouldn’t know what to do with themselves and they’d be forced to admit it’s over – they are over..and why leave money on the table..the people will still pay…

I don’t hate the hustle I just don’t find old ladies hot..and I guess these appear to be in a store, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was an ex-machina lab where she’s growing replacement parts so that she can stay alive til she’s 1000…

Rich people…the worst…only rich because of this rat-like resilience…

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2016

15

Apr

J.Lo Lopez Slutty for W Magazine of the Day

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Jennifer J.Lo Lopez is pretty irritating. I’m not against an old lady acting like she’s still 20 years old playing dead Selena in her breakout performance, I just find it typical of these egotistical cunts having a hard time aging, despite having had so much fucking success and piles of money, the motivation to keep going isn’t about money, the fame is probably not even about money, it’s all ego…

So whether she’s in movies, TV, releasing albums, putting so much garbage out..performing, wearing skimpy tacky clothes, acting like she’s all hot…and not rocking out in W magazine like it was a porn mag, old lady fetish mag…it’s all so fucking obnoxious…but it happened and we’d all fuck her and K-Fed her if she wasn’t menopausal if we could, I’d just want to kill her off after the baby was born…you know to do the world a favor..otherwise she’ll keep bringing it…these hispanics never give up but they put out….in panties….

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2016

26

Feb

J.Lo Robot of the Day

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I saw this video of a fat and pregnant Kelly Clarkson singing some shitty fucking song about her kids or her dad or some nonsense…to celebrate being the first winner of American Idol in their final season, since it’s holding on by a thread….

She ended up crying mid song, which made of noise because people love when people cry, and I’ll I could think was “this song is obviously about a burger, she’s singing about that time she dropped a burger on the floor”…

The highlight of the video wasn’t about her losing her burger, but having it come back to her life when she got rich and famous, it was not Keith Urban forcing a good cry because singers are unstable…or Ryan Seacrest’s plastic insincerity…it was J.Lo’s lack of emotion, her bitterness that she wasn’t the one singing on stage, it was the fact that her BOTOX hasn’t been able to make her show any signs of emotion, it was the fact that she’s a fucking ROBOT….and here are her ROBOT Tits…

I mean – this J.Lo bitch is everywhere.


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2016

27

Jan

J.Lo Possible Pussy Flash of the Day

I posted these pictures of J.LO’s weird cat suit that was struggling to contain her fat ass, not because it’s a good fat ass, but because it’s an old fat ass that needs the spandex of the suit to squeeze it into a solid shape people want to choke on…all while cashing in…because people still care about her…insane..I know…it’s a retire already you old bitch, stop milking the dry tits fantasizing they are still lactacting…but I guess the paychecks she gets from her loyal fans, and those of us who like watching her shit sink, or her ship sink…because she still looks better than teen girls shopping at Dillards…you know the real Americans…the white fat discount shopping ones..

Anyway, the suit split, what could be her pussy threw up all over it as it tried to escape for a breath of fresh air…and no one cared…

In other prey on the minds of supportive people you exploit to make stupid money news, Oprah lots 26 pounds and made 12.5 million dollars…in Weight Watchers stock…up on some Jessica Simpson hustle…..

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2015

31

Dec

J.Lo for TV Guide on New Years Eve of the Day

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J.Lo is almost timeless, at least whoring herself out is, because her face definitely isn’t, but the idea of her is, thanks to hispanic people being totally fucking obsessed with her, in a she can’t do wrong, ever…she can get half naked and make a fool of herself, all while cashing in, being a bad hispanic who can’t speak Spanish, but like a circus clown, they support…cheer and throw money at her…and thus, the entertainment industry does too, because those Jews need a Spic to use in their projects that is a hard worker, has the audience, someone they can count on…like they did with Halle Berry for the black audience…

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She’s promoting a TV show she’s on…and looks hilarious in:

Here’s a compilation of her ass…20 years of booty..because that’s what matters…

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2015

25

Nov

Everyone Loves J.Lo of the Day

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I have seen so many MEMES on the internet this week about “J.Lo at 46 / Me at 26″….in reference to J.Lo still having what it takes, being hot, giving boners, etc…

I assume that J.LO, along with her ass implants and breast implants, and botox, which is now part of her, is the one who put those out there..

Because all I see, is an old lady that sure, I’d fuck her, but she’s still an old lady…no matter how tight her SPANX outfit is, or how good it makes her ass look…she’s still fucking old…

But keep on pretending she looks young…you fucking idiots…

Here she is for some magazine..in tight clothing…as she does…because it keeps things in place…

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2015

12

Nov

J.Lo Boxing in a Movie of the Day

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J.Lo has finally tapped into her Peurto Rican roots..by beating the fuck out of another girl in what looks like a ghetto brawl, up on some West Side Story shit, much like when the girl gangs of the past found out that another girl fucked their man, only to get beat the fuck down..

Which is nice to see, even if I prefer seeing J.Lo being the one getting beat the fuck up, because I think she hasn’t exploited her Peurto Rican roots enough to have this massive fucking career…all while being unable to formulate a sentence on Spanish..because that’s just how Latina she is…

What I am saying at, is that all these years of her Spanish New York accent…pushing the Spanish booty…without knowing about the culture, and without actually taking time to learn the language to support her bullshit story….you know to make it more believeable..

What an idiot..but she’s in a bra…punching….and you like that…

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2015

29

Oct

J.Lo is Too Old for This Squat of the Day

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Here’s J.Lo in squat on stage…in lingerie…in what you’d consider her too old to do….but that she’s doing anyway…because she can’t accept being too old, even when she’s already too rich…and doesn’t need to be doing this…but is doing it…because she’s a twisted fucking exhibitionist who probably gets off sexually doing this…because it’s the only explanation…and the sick thing in all this…people probably jerk off to it…and those people are you..and hispanic people..who celebrate her and her evil because she’s one of their own who has made it, so she gives them all hope…thanks to her strategic exploiting and marketing to them…you know a passionate latina, so into the culture that she can’t even speak the language…

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2015

27

Jul

Jennifer Lopez Ass in a Tight Dress of the Day

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J.Lo is 100 fucking years old…

I guess she didn’t get the message, or didn’t want you to think she is, even though she knows that latinas can do no wrong, they don’t even need to speak spanish as long as they identify with being latina, she’s got loyal fans for life….really the only time latinas aren’t loyal, is when you get caught looking at another woman, at which point they violently cut off your penis….normal right…

So in not wanting to accept her age or pile of fucking money, here’s her “birthday” outfit…and botoxed face…and apparently people are into talkng about this, when I am more into encouraging retirement…because every dance her old lady hips shake their way into…I get more and more offended…

But she’s still got a great ass..

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