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2017

20

Jan

J.Lo Ass in Leather Skirt of the Day

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J.Lo’s ass is in a mini skirt…and that’s news to someone…somewhere…maybe Drake who sticks his dick in that old cesspool for the novelty of it…you know once you fuck anything you want…what you end up wanting becomes weird…

Whether it’s trannies, other men, little kids…old people…or in this case a combination of all those things, coupled with a heavily marketed booty from when he was in his formative years…finally getting his piece…from kid with a dream back in his Jewish mansion…to a fake urban accent, some lyrics to troll the world with, because Americans are dumb and buy anything…he’s now got his J.Lo…older, tired, but still worth filling with sperm

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2017

02

Jan

J.Lo’s Fat Ass for New Years Eve of the Day

What better way to ring in the new year, with my first official useless bitch being slutty for money – because all women are hookers, they just market themselves differently, and it amazes me when I talk to men who don’t understand that concept that women are with men for money, men are with women for pussy, and women will do a lot for money, they just try not to make it obvious….

In J.Lo’s case…her whoring was in the form of song and dance, exploiting her ass, extreme confidence in her talent, and ability to sing and dance, and here she is still doing it – what must be 4 decades later…grinding up on things like she’s still hot..and she is…due to menopause…

Menopause Drake likes on his face…oh Canadians, such nice people…

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2016

28

Nov

J.Lo’s Booty Shake Dance in the Club of the Day

I guess J.Lo is out celebrating Castro’s death like all the other Cubans in Miami who were oppressed and forced to escape the country on a fucking raft made out of sticks, and old tires, and some gifts white tourists left over the years – during a 50 year communist rule of a dictator, who was apparently quite likeable if you weren’t American or Cuban….

Because why else would a mom be out at the club shaking her ass like she’s in her 20s, when she’s actually pushing 50…..

Oh right, because she’s J.Lo, who still has a good ass and figures she’ll keep using it over and over and over and over until it fucking explodes – because shit makes her all kinds of money and the Hisapanics still buy her albums – and love her half naked, latin dancing….no matter what age she is – it’s a cultural thing..sure it’s a culture she’s appropriating because she’s zero hispanic, but was a great angle for her ridiculous career…that keeps going…like her ass..

Weird but not as bad as most mom’s I know or meet in the bars who are recently divorced wrecks – but they’re more willing to fuck anything and everything to deal with their sadness….

I guess the nice thing is that she can wear white pants now, without risk of periods…#menopause…makes it all more erotic..

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2016

03

Nov

J.Lo 55 Year Old Instagram Model of the Day

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This is just ridiculous…

Her hashtag was “FeelingEmpowered”…..

So she’s the latest in getting naked on the internet for social media for attention – because celebrities are all puppets and hookers just looking for anything to get them attention…it takes a certain asshole to exploit her culture and ass to get out of the lower middle class bronx to become richer than god and adorned by all….and that asshole is one buried in fat ass….wearing a thong…trying to be as relevant as the other girls on instagram…but the real “being empowered”….is probably not sexualizing yourself like a hooker hooking for attention…

I don’t know how this empowers her in a non-sexual – Look at me I’m 50 and a mom and I think I’m hot look at me other 50 year old moms who aren’t as hot as me because everything is about being hot – way….

But I’ll still look…

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2016

31

Oct

J.Lo Dressed Like 1995 for Halloween of the DAy

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Subtle…

I am all about asses. I think they are great. I never really feel into the J.Lo big ass hype of the early 2000s, because I just thought her ass was fat and kind of gross, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t fingered asses, eaten asses, or stared at asses while a girl walks by me in leggings, short shorts…or if I’m lucky…as she hovers over my face at the strip club for 10 dollars a song…10 dollars canadian…which is like 4 dollars USD…

I always felt that J.Lo was bullshit, milking her hispanic roots, paving the way for people like Kim Kardashian to get away with being fat assed….and at 45 or 50 she’s still using her ass to get noticed….

Now I get that she looks good for her age, but she’s also sitting on a pile of money, is involved in acting, TV shows…so her ass is just gratuitous…or just her way of feeling sexy…and I guess that’s ok….if it wasn’t at a political event for Hillary Clinton…seems a little out of place..and terrifying…but I guess this is how she communicates with the LATINO…they just believe any bullshit thrown their way….bitch can’t even speak spanish, but they’ll be her fans for life…

This may not be a halloween costume…but it is to me…

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Here is the video…presidential….

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2016

09

May

Grandma J.Lo in a Bikini of the Day

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J.Lo is an old woman who doesn’t get that she’s old…or knows that she’s old and won’t accept that she’s old…because her ego makes her think she’s invincible, a superhero or a superpower…all while throwing herself down all of our throats, to adorning fans who don’t know better because they are probably her age or cultural background and she represents all that is good in the world to them….

I mean that and Gay Dudes…

Who the fuck else would care about J.Lo and her old lady, rich as fuck tits in a bikini, I mean unless you’re strategic and can make her a sugar momma, but we all know that you don’t have that skill set…so in reality….just stare at her tits, even if her showing tits represents all that is wrong with rich people not having anyone with a voice of reason to tell them to cover the fuck up and to phase out of the limelight gracefully..

This bitch will keep doing this til the end of fucking time…the worst.

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2016

05

May

J.Lo’s Tits of the Day

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J.Lo is an old woman who doesn’t get that she’s old…or knows that she’s old and won’t accept that she’s old…because her ego makes her think she’s invincible, a superhero or a superpower…all while throwing herself down all of our throats, to adorning fans who don’t know better, but feel they should support even when they don’t want to since they always have…and they can’t give up on her now…she’s done so much by exploiting a culture, but still being a figurehead of a culture…bringing that culture to the mainstream..it must be a hispanic thing…

She’s out with her tits out for the paparazzi because she’s a celebrity, she’s got tits, and she wants them seen…otherwise her and her pile of money wouldn’t know what to do with themselves and they’d be forced to admit it’s over – they are over..and why leave money on the table..the people will still pay…

I don’t hate the hustle I just don’t find old ladies hot..and I guess these appear to be in a store, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was an ex-machina lab where she’s growing replacement parts so that she can stay alive til she’s 1000…

Rich people…the worst…only rich because of this rat-like resilience…

Jlo

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2016

15

Apr

J.Lo Lopez Slutty for W Magazine of the Day

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Jennifer J.Lo Lopez is pretty irritating. I’m not against an old lady acting like she’s still 20 years old playing dead Selena in her breakout performance, I just find it typical of these egotistical cunts having a hard time aging, despite having had so much fucking success and piles of money, the motivation to keep going isn’t about money, the fame is probably not even about money, it’s all ego…

So whether she’s in movies, TV, releasing albums, putting so much garbage out..performing, wearing skimpy tacky clothes, acting like she’s all hot…and not rocking out in W magazine like it was a porn mag, old lady fetish mag…it’s all so fucking obnoxious…but it happened and we’d all fuck her and K-Fed her if she wasn’t menopausal if we could, I’d just want to kill her off after the baby was born…you know to do the world a favor..otherwise she’ll keep bringing it…these hispanics never give up but they put out….in panties….

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2016

26

Feb

J.Lo Robot of the Day

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I saw this video of a fat and pregnant Kelly Clarkson singing some shitty fucking song about her kids or her dad or some nonsense…to celebrate being the first winner of American Idol in their final season, since it’s holding on by a thread….

She ended up crying mid song, which made of noise because people love when people cry, and I’ll I could think was “this song is obviously about a burger, she’s singing about that time she dropped a burger on the floor”…

The highlight of the video wasn’t about her losing her burger, but having it come back to her life when she got rich and famous, it was not Keith Urban forcing a good cry because singers are unstable…or Ryan Seacrest’s plastic insincerity…it was J.Lo’s lack of emotion, her bitterness that she wasn’t the one singing on stage, it was the fact that her BOTOX hasn’t been able to make her show any signs of emotion, it was the fact that she’s a fucking ROBOT….and here are her ROBOT Tits…

I mean – this J.Lo bitch is everywhere.


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2016

27

Jan

J.Lo Possible Pussy Flash of the Day

I posted these pictures of J.LO’s weird cat suit that was struggling to contain her fat ass, not because it’s a good fat ass, but because it’s an old fat ass that needs the spandex of the suit to squeeze it into a solid shape people want to choke on…all while cashing in…because people still care about her…insane..I know…it’s a retire already you old bitch, stop milking the dry tits fantasizing they are still lactacting…but I guess the paychecks she gets from her loyal fans, and those of us who like watching her shit sink, or her ship sink…because she still looks better than teen girls shopping at Dillards…you know the real Americans…the white fat discount shopping ones..

Anyway, the suit split, what could be her pussy threw up all over it as it tried to escape for a breath of fresh air…and no one cared…

In other prey on the minds of supportive people you exploit to make stupid money news, Oprah lots 26 pounds and made 12.5 million dollars…in Weight Watchers stock…up on some Jessica Simpson hustle…..

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