At a certain age women hormonally become men, don’t they….you know when the ovaries dry up and the chin hairs start to grow out, they can do fitness and get gains from said fitness thanks to all the testosterone, making them look more ripped than ever, since being ripped isn’t the most feminine of things….they can dye their hair pink, instead it’s regular SILVER, you know to come across as youthful, they can slip into a BODY FISHNET suit like a FISHNET FRIDAY GIRL trying to secure some OnlyFans investors, or sponsors….and they can do it all on their social media in a weirdly inappropriate, almost low level pornographic, pretty obvious clickbait way….and it’s weird to me….especially when the bitch is 100 fucking years old, worth 100 million dollars or more, and could just fuck right off and be forgotten…YET her ego, narcissism and I guess insecurity and desperation around getting old and dried up WON’T ALLOW THAT….so we now have 60 year olds in bikinis posing slutty like a 20 year old slut who 15 years ago would have been fired from her day job, maybe even kicked out of her school for the same behavior.

We have progressed as a society in the worst fucking way….but you J.Lo fans may like current J.Lo in Fishnets instead of jerking off to her fat 90s ass that made her famous….because you are weird…while I’m more of a PULL IT FROM THE ARCHIVES kind of guy…since age was on their side back then and now it’s just creepy sci/fi shit..that I guess these exhibitionists get off on…so whatever, still slutty behavior from someone who can afford to not be slutty, so she’s doing it from her heart…and there’s something special, or weird about that…

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J.Lo is one of those psychopath overachievers who managed to plow down anyone who got in her way in her quest to be the most famous bitch around….and I guess it worked, she’s J.Lo…the actor, singer, everything she touches turns to GOld except maybe Affleck’s dick that I am sure just turns into flacid alcoholic dick covered in celeb herpes sores…but everything else she touches turns to gold…except maybe Diddy’s dick, I mean that dude’s fucked some trash…I know at least one of the trash he’s fucked…but everything non-dick oriented she’s touched has turned to gold…because she’s a manipulative nutcase who knows how to brainwash and trick her fans into thinking she matters…

She was involved in the People’s Choice awards, which is almost as bad as the American Music Awards in relevance, not that any of these award shows are quality, especially not now, but they keep them going for whatever reason, despite no one watching. I guess they need to convince these people who have already won that they can win amongst themselves in catetories that don’t matter.

They also play that the People’s Choice awards are chosen by the people, but really the record labels farm out sweatshop call centers in India with VPNs to vote 10000s of times for their stars they want to see win…like J.Lo probably hired that service back with the People’s Choice voting began…it’s all part of the scam…

Her new angle is to pull this “as women shit”….about not letting men write women off…and about women being powerful and limitless like J.Lo…some bullshit aspirational words that you know she doesn’t mean…she thinks J.Lo is limitless, not other bitches, other bitches are the enemy that she needs to dominate and not in a fuck them up the ass way, but in a bitch “I’m on top” way…

So as she panders to women of all colors, she also panders to women of all ages…saying beauty doesn’t have an expiration date…which is clearly a FUCKING lie…

We all know beauty has an experiation date, but because she’s jacking her face up and doing fitness and eating well and is still fuckable as a mom in her 50s thanks to being rich as shit…she’s angling that too….

Anything to keep the fans excited for her…pretending to be some inspiration…when really she’s a fucking scam…..

Good cleavage performance though.

J.LO was also at the Peoples Choice Awards lastnight..

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J.Lo looks alright in her old age, but it’s nothing to be impressed by like other media outlets, not that I’m a media outlet, you get what I am saying….I’m a pervert with a blog…but yes, the media hypes J.Lo for being fuckable at 100 when really they should only be shocked if she was not fuckable at 100….becasue with all the money, her vanity, that ego, the do everything and anything she wants overachiving ass that at the time it was first launched was very much oversold and not that great….but yes…if she wasn’t still fuckable at 100….I’d be shocked…

All the money in the world for ass injections, fitness, diet, etc…she’s disciplined and a money grubber eager to keep earning…

Clearly she’s also really concerned with COVID and she brings it to TURKS AND CAICOS…and by it I don’t necessarily mean COVID….I mean whatever this is…and it isn’t really that good…she’s in her 50s granny fuckers.

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J.Lo is such an old, dried up, outdated cunt that when you see her as she tries to be as hot as the young girls, as cool as the young girls, because the young girls are into J.Lo for her legacy, over that Nostalgia, she just assumes she’s still got it…but old people are fucking old people and old people pretending to be young people are still old people…

So seeing J.Lo on the elliptical bike, not the elliptical machine in the privacy of her own home, but an elliptical bike that is an actual bike….like you’d expect some old autistic doctor or dentist in Florida would be riding….since there’s zero fucking cool in this.

I’ve actually been outside and some motherfucker on one of these has ridden up on me, it may not be as bad as those people with the long “speed skate” roller blades that they rock out with a pair of cross country ski poles, you know that lame fitness crazy I mean…but it is PRETTY fucking lame..

What I am trying to say, if you needed a reminder that J.Lo is a fucking boomer…this is the proof…so don’t get distracted by her social media smut, she’s a fucking 50 year old and 50 year olds are fucking 50 year olds…no matter how hard they pretend their pussy hasn’t dried up.

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I know that all the middle aged women and gay dudes love celebrating J.Lo, they like to look at her and call her fierce, or some age defying creature…

I should google it and repost the headlines, or propaganda they are spewing about her.

“Jennifer Lopez Stunned in a White Backless Swimsuit on …”

“Jennifer Lopez is beautiful and sexy in a beautiful jersey cut!”

Get the fuck out of here…Ya’ll are fucking nuts, she’s 100 fucking years old and looks like some entitled rich cunt who only looks like this because of her obnoxious personality, her ALPHA over achieving personality, her entitled exploit Puerto Ricans body, while bitch can’t even speak SPANISH, or couldn’t a few years ago after the bulk of her success because she was fucking BLACK-FACING the whole Puerto Rican thing like Drake…use what works, be the LATIN booty everyone fucking loves from Affleck to Diddy to who the fuck cares….she was COSPLAYING and ya’ll thought it was ok…

Like she thinks its ok to REP a brand that pays her a lot of money cuz she loves money….despite the founder of the company being a known sexual predator…

So the first to call out whatever bullshit she’s told to call out and cancel…..is also supporting a predator….because you’re all fucking hypocrites…

Fuck J.Lo. She’s trash and fuck whoever is campaigning for her to behave like this at 55. Go home, retire, make some cookies or have your slave labor make you some cookies you rich fucking cunt with a staff I am sure she doesn’t pay people well for.

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