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2021

29

Jan

J.Lo Ass vs Victoria Justice Ass of the Day

Here’s a little “Sound Off” or “Sound Clash” or “VS” or whatever the fuck you call a COMPETTION….a who wore it better….a who would you rather…

Was it 300 year old J.LO for the paparazzi with her pants jacked up her ass like she’s not 300 years old because the media loves hyping her rich round ass up for looking good for 50…she’s rich and has ONE job to do…and that’s look good…there are procedures to buy and deny and fitness gear sturdy enough to pull things in right….sure she could have retired and got that ass even fatter…but some over achieving cunts don’t die….and they make old ladies feel like shit about themselves and make aging girls in their 30s hopeful things won’t be so bad for them…

Or Victoria’s Justice…doing squats for the paparazzi because she wants the motherfuckers to help her go viral again since her only fanbase are 40 year old perverts who used to watch her on TV and who still live with their moms….a decade ago….before Arianna Grande stole the glory from her show and got super star to the moon famous…I know way too much about Victoria Justice…and I guess her sister Madison who had her pussy pics leaked and she for sure had SCABS….but yeah…Victoria Justice is releasing an album for the first time in 10 years and she has to work her way back in…..using her ass is a good strategy….

And the winner is…I am going with unsubcribe me from your mailing list…that’s my final answer Ghost of Alex Trebek…..

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