I like to think the J.Lo is a huge fucking scam who happens to be in huge fucking panties…but I’ve never bought into the whole J.Lo movement, it’s just been around for the last 25 years, but I never liked or subscribed…and it’s not because I don’t like Latin girls, or big round asses, although I never liked J.Lo’s big ass that she got way too much coverage for….so seeing her now in her 50s trying to be age defying as she pretends to not have BOTOX or PHOTOSHOP…despite us knowing 50 year old women and how they age like lettuce…or bread…and not wine….that behind this superficial bullshit…there’s fucking mold…deadly mold…

I also like to think she’s a mooch…greedy pig of a person who keeps on hustling instead of just bowing down and working behind the scenes and I get it…she built this scam why not milk it like it was her tits back when she had female hormones….and lactacted…

But there are other people who need the shine and in this woke era maybe that should be her gift…a little “I have 900 million dollars and will likely hit a billion in a year or two, I can sit back and make money of other people I put on”….instead bitch just wants the shine…

Anyway, this is either J.Lo or an artist rendition of her….and I want to know if these panties are sexy panties or just adult diapers re-worked to be sexy which is obviously the direction of the future as all these women reach incontinence age but deny it with their muppet injections….

FUN.

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