J.Lo is one of those psychopath overachievers who managed to plow down anyone who got in her way in her quest to be the most famous bitch around….and I guess it worked, she’s J.Lo…the actor, singer, everything she touches turns to GOld except maybe Affleck’s dick that I am sure just turns into flacid alcoholic dick covered in celeb herpes sores…but everything else she touches turns to gold…except maybe Diddy’s dick, I mean that dude’s fucked some trash…I know at least one of the trash he’s fucked…but everything non-dick oriented she’s touched has turned to gold…because she’s a manipulative nutcase who knows how to brainwash and trick her fans into thinking she matters…
She was involved in the People’s Choice awards, which is almost as bad as the American Music Awards in relevance, not that any of these award shows are quality, especially not now, but they keep them going for whatever reason, despite no one watching. I guess they need to convince these people who have already won that they can win amongst themselves in catetories that don’t matter.
They also play that the People’s Choice awards are chosen by the people, but really the record labels farm out sweatshop call centers in India with VPNs to vote 10000s of times for their stars they want to see win…like J.Lo probably hired that service back with the People’s Choice voting began…it’s all part of the scam…
Her new angle is to pull this “as women shit”….about not letting men write women off…and about women being powerful and limitless like J.Lo…some bullshit aspirational words that you know she doesn’t mean…she thinks J.Lo is limitless, not other bitches, other bitches are the enemy that she needs to dominate and not in a fuck them up the ass way, but in a bitch “I’m on top” way…
So as she panders to women of all colors, she also panders to women of all ages…saying beauty doesn’t have an expiration date…which is clearly a FUCKING lie…
We all know beauty has an experiation date, but because she’s jacking her face up and doing fitness and eating well and is still fuckable as a mom in her 50s thanks to being rich as shit…she’s angling that too….
Anything to keep the fans excited for her…pretending to be some inspiration…when really she’s a fucking scam…..
Good cleavage performance though.
J.LO was also at the Peoples Choice Awards lastnight..
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